Craig Kilborn Quotes - Page 3

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• Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor. He's got a great slogan - 'Vote for me, or I'll make 'Kindergarten Cop II

  Craig Kilborn

  Running, Vote, Kindergarten

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• I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle.

  Craig Kilborn

  Lifestyle, Apartment, Studios

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• President Bush is trying to put a positive spin on the latest bad economic numbers. Today he declared victory in the 'War on Jobs.'

  Craig Kilborn

  Jobs, War, Numbers

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• Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch.

  Craig Kilborn

  Cutting, Night, Broken

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• I have a wonderful respect for old people.

  Craig Kilborn

  People, Wonderful, Old People

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• I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population.

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  Population, May, Bitter

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• I enjoyed retirement the right way linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.

  Craig Kilborn

  Retirement, Wine, Red

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• The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.

  Craig Kilborn

  Running, California, People

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• President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know you're there, pick up, pick up.

  Craig Kilborn

  Powerful, War, Night

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• Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out the candles on her cake, it exploded.

  Craig Kilborn

  Blow, Cake, Granddaughter

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• While there's no 'I' in team, there's also no 'you', okay? So back off.

  Craig Kilborn

  Team, Insult, Okay

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• If loving you is wrong, then I'll just like you a whole bunch!

  Craig Kilborn

  Love, Dream, Loving You

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• As fighting in Iraq intensifies, President Bush delivered his supplemental war budget to Congress. The money will cover 30 days of fighting, then we'll be sent one war every other month until we cancel our subscription.

  Craig Kilborn

  War, Fighting, Iraq

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• Critics say Arnold has no previous government experience, but advisers say he's clearly the most qualified Austrian, ex-Mr. Universe in the race.

  Craig Kilborn

  Race, Government, Critics

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• The places I've worked in the past, I always stayed three years and moved on.

  Craig Kilborn

  Past, Years, Moved On

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• Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place.

  Craig Kilborn

  Dark, Comedy, Dark Places

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• John Kerry announced his plan for how to handle those poor naked prisoners. His wife is going to buy them all a $1,000 Armani suit.

  Craig Kilborn

  Wife, Suits, Naked

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• Lot of people wondering if John Kerry supports gay marriages. Here's a hint ... he gets $1,000 haircuts.

  Craig Kilborn

  Gay, People, Support

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• President Bush said John Kerry is on both sides of every issue. And Kerry replied, 'No, I'm not ... but there is some truth to that.'

  Craig Kilborn

  Issues, President, Sides

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• The election is in full-swing. Republicans have taken out round-the-clock ads promoting George Bush. Don't we already have that? It's called Fox News.

  Craig Kilborn

  Taken, Swings, News

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• You may have heard this, that NASA discovered water on Mars When he heard about the water on Mars, President Bush said, 'Is it regular or unleaded?'

  Craig Kilborn

  Water, President, Mars

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• Boeing is working on an invisible fighter jet so nobody can see who's flying it. Didn't George Bush fly this in the National Guard, I believe?

  Craig Kilborn

  Believe, Flying, Boeing

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• President Bush says in the last month he has created 300,000 new jobs. Yeah, they're called Kerry campaign workers.

  Craig Kilborn

  Jobs, New Job, President

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• I always tell people I romanticize about doing something simple, like doing radio in northern California.

  Craig Kilborn

  Simple, California, People

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• I pride myself on being down-to-earth. I’m from the Midwest. People who go into show business are screwed up. I romanticized about having a serene life.

  Craig Kilborn

  People, Shows, Show Business

  "What ever happened to Craig Kilborn?". Interview with Clark Collis, ew.com. June 25, 2010.

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