Gabriel Iglesias Quotes - Page 3

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• Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like a song til the last part.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Song, Rain, Home

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• It's not an overnight thing. I can legitimately say I've been working my ass off for a long time and the fact that I'm getting this concert movie is perfect because it's coming at just the right time in my life.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Long, Perfect, Facts

  Source: goseetalk.com

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• Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Self, Talking, Weight

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• I try not to get political, I don't want to get religious, I don't want to get controversial, I just want to have a show that relates to everybody.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Religious, Political, Trying

  "'The Fluffy Movie' Interview with Comedian Gabriel Iglesias". Interview with Nick Allen, thescorecardreview.com. July 25, 2014.

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• Every night, it's a bakery on the bus. It's a curse, because I talk about how much I love cake, people bring me cake. And now I just found out I'm diabetic, so I'm like, are you kidding me?!

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Night, Cake, People

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• I eat a lot of junk food, because that's what's usually available at 1:00am when I'm all done working.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Junk, Done, Junk Food

  "Gabriel Iglesias talks about 'The Fluffy Movie', his life and cake". Interview with Jeff Mitchell, www.phoenixfilmfestival.com. July 22, 2014.

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• I went up on stage, and said, "Why did the chicken cross the road? To check out the chicks." I was a genius at 10. Try telling that at 21, and you look hacky and stupid. That was the only joke I've ever told. Everything since has been character voices, doing impressions or just telling stories.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Stupid, Character, Voice

  "Gabriel Iglesias talks about 'The Fluffy Movie', his life and cake". Interview with Jeff Mitchell, www.phoenixfilmfestival.com. July 22, 2014.

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• If I speak Spanish in my show, which sometimes I do, I translate what I say. I make it where I can still be myself, but I make it to where everybody knows what the hell is going on and when everyone leaves, they're like "OK, I get it."

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Speak, Sometimes, Hell

  Source: www.themonitor.com

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• When I go to dance clubs, I always dance with big girls, so we finish at the same time.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Girl, Clubs, Big Girl

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• Believe it or not, I've got a really bad metabolism. One burger and I'm done. I'm not a guy that puts away 10 burgers.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Believe, Guy, Burgers

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• [Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Dream, People, Laughing

  Source: goseetalk.com

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• I'm always ready for TV. I don't have to edit my jokes - when you work clean, you can work anywhere.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Tvs, Clean, Ready

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• I don't have to worry about writing jokes. I just tell stories about things that have happened to me. As long as I'm alive and I'm living and I'm experiencing different things every day, the show will always change.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Writing, Long, Worry

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I was not the popular kid in school.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  School, Kids

  "Gabriel Iglesias: Funny, 'Hot And Fluffy'". "Tell Me More" with Viviana Hurtado, www.npr.org. June 28, 2012.

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• I was very dirty; I was a very dirty comic. There was no way I would have gotten on TV with the act I had when I first started.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Dirty, Tvs, Way

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• I think when we stop putting labels and start worrying more about the performance, that's when you're able to cross over and make yourself a household name and go everywhere.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Thinking, Names, Worry

  Source: www.themonitor.com

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• I see a lot of nice hotels, but I never really get to enjoy the cities, because I have to be on a plane the next day.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Nice, Cities, Next Day

  "Gabriel Iglesias talks about 'The Fluffy Movie', his life and cake". Interview with Jeff Mitchell, www.phoenixfilmfestival.com. July 22, 2014.

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• I love Australia. First of all, everyone is so nice. The people are down to Earth, and they like having fun with you.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Fun, Nice, Australia

  "Gabriel Iglesias talks about 'The Fluffy Movie', his life and cake". Interview with Jeff Mitchell, www.phoenixfilmfestival.com. July 22, 2014.

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• I like to tell old jokes on stage after about an hour, or an hour and a half. I'll bring those old ones back because the fans love them.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Fans, Half, Hours

  Source: goseetalk.com

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• I've got foundation jokes, the ones that got me where I am, so everything I do just builds on top of that.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Foundation, Jokes

  Source: goseetalk.com

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• I started talking about things that everybody could relate to. And that's not to say I deserted my roots, I just found a way to talk about things in a broad way.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Roots, Talking, Way

  "Comedian Gabriel Iglesias Talks 'Stand-Up Revolution' Season 3: 'Fluffy' Dishes On His Role In 'Magic Mike 2' & Branding Himself Like Gene Simmons, Larry The Cable Guy & Dane Cook". Interview with Kyle Dowling, mstarsnews.musictimes.com. October 2, 2014.

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• By putting myself out there the way I've been doing people see me as a real person. Even though I do character voices and funny noises the stories are still real and I put them all out there.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Real, Character, Voice

  Source: goseetalk.com

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• I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Guy, Neighborhood, Remembered

  Source: www.themonitor.com

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• I got on the high school speech team and everyday I would get up in front of the class and just start talking.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Team, School, Talking

  Source: goseetalk.com

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• By the end of the semester [in the high school] I was the only one up in front of the class everyday. Actually I could have passed the class four times over because every time you got in front of the class you got extra credit.That was the only class I got an A in and it was the funniest report card because it read Speech - A but everything else was just D, D, D, D.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  School, Class, Everyday

  Source: goseetalk.com

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