John Green Quotes About Girlfriends

Quotes about: Girlfriends

• You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality!

  John Green

  Girlfriend, Today, Terrorist

• I'm a bad boyfriend. She's a bad girlfriend. We deserve each other.

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  Girlfriend, Bad Boyfriend, Looking For Alaska Book

  John Green (2015). “Looking For Alaska Special 10th Anniversary Edition”, p.33, Penguin

• These are all direct quotes, except every time they use a curse word, I'm going to use the name of a famous American poet: 'You Walt Whitman-ing, Edna St. Vincent Millay! Go Emily Dickinson your mom!' 'Thanks for the advice, you pathetic piece of E.E. Cummings, but I think I'm gonna pass.' 'You Robert Frost-ing Nikki Giovanni! Get a life, nerd. You're a virgin.' 'Hey bro, you need to go outside and get some fresh air into you. Or a girlfriend.' I need to get a girlfriend into me? I think that shows a fundamental lack of comprehension about how babies are made.

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  Mom, Baby, Girlfriend

• I’ve stopped thinking about it. I don’t have time to have a girlfriend. I have like a full-time job Learning How to Be Blind.

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  Girlfriend, Jobs, Thinking

  John Green (2012). “The Fault in Our Stars”, p.146, Penguin UK

• I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar-driving Cyclops with a beard - I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with.

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  Girlfriend, Grateful, Jaguars

  John Green (2008). “Looking for Alaska”, p.31, Penguin

• I was so tired of her getting upset for no reason. The way she would get sulky and make references to the freaking oppressive nature of tragedy or whatever but then never said what was wrong, never have any goddamned reason to be sad. And I just think you ought to have a reason. My girlfriend dumped me, so I'm sad. I got caught smoking, so I'm pissed off. My head hurts, so I'm cranky. She never had a reason, Pudge. I was just so tired of putting up with her drama. And I just let her go. Christ.

  John Green

  Girlfriend, Hurt, Drama

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