I'm so proud of you that it makes me proud of me. I hope you know that.
The nature of impending fatherhood is that you are doing something that you're unqualified to do, and then you become qualified while doing it.
I hate the rich snots here with a fervent passion I usually reserve only for dental work and my father.
They were angry, I thought. Horrified. These teenagers, with their hormones, making out beneath a video broadcasting the shattered voice of a former father.
Gus: "It tastes like..." Me: "Food." Gus: "Yes, precisely. It tastes like food, excellently prepared. But it does not taste, how do I put this delicately...?" Me: "It does not taste like God Himself cooked heaven into a series of five dishes which were then served to you accompanied by several luminous balls of fermented, bubbly plasma while actual and literal flower petals floated down around your canal-side dinner table." Gus: "Nicely phrased." Gus's father: "Our children are weird." My dad: "Nicely phrased."
Becoming a father made me much more interested in the parent character in my novels. I've never found parents that interesting.
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