Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old.
I like this world. I like drinking champagne. I like not smoking. I like Dutch people speaking Dutch.
He took a long drink, then grimaced. “I do not have a drinking problem,” he announced, his voice needlessly loud. “I have a Churchillian relationship with alcohol: I can crack jokes and govern England and do anything I want to do. Except not drink.
By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking excessively the night before.This cure has a 100% success rate, and as you save the cost of the drinks you would have otherwise drunk, it is cheaper than free.
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