Carlos Mencia Quotes - Page 2

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• We dropped two bombs on Nagasaki and Hiroshima, and the name of the plane that delivered the weapons was the Enola Gay. Do you know why? Because we wanted them to know that they were about to get boned in the ass.

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  Gay, Names, Two

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• That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news!

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  Sharks, Water, News

  TV Series "Mind of Mencia", www.imdb.com. (2005- ).

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• People want to complain... my point especially when it comes to racial humor is... we have that diversity, so I don't look at it like we are making fun of people, I look at it as how awesome is it that we can talk about this stuff, that we do have this kind of diversity, that we do live in a country that shows an array, unlike any other in the world.

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  Country, Fun, People

  Source: www.nj.com

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• The essence of what makes life beautiful is the fact that it can go away.

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  Beautiful, Essence, Going Away

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• I don't need anybody, I'm successful in life enough to buy myself a f'ing sandwich.

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  Successful, Needs, Sandwiches

  Source: www.nj.com

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• In Texas, if your name is Carlos, you're a Mexican. In Florida, you're a Cuban. In New York, you're a Puerto Rican. And I come here and I find out I'm an Eskimo.

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  New York, Florida, Texas

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• Growing up, I didn't know anything about comedy and didn't know anything about comedians or what standup was. I grew up in the projects with no dream of anything, it was in my formatting when i got older and started talking to my friends about how I felt, they would be like, "dude, that's funny." Then one day my friend was like, "Dude, you don't understand how funny you are, you need to do standup"!

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  Dream, Growing Up, Talking

  Source: www.nj.com

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• Do not encourage my behaviour.

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  Behaviour

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• It is never okay to use the toilet with the door open... I never want to know what comes out of there because sometimes I eat at that restaurant.

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  Doors, Use, Toilets

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• I grew up in the projects and I know how important it is for kids to have hope.

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  Kids, Important, Grew Up

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• When women can't climax, it's our fault, but when we can't get an erection, we have to go to the doctor.

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  Doctors, Faults, Climax

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• I never, nor will I, put another person down to feel better about myself. I will live and die by what I do, not what anyone else thinks about me.

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  Feel Better, Thinking, Feels

  Source: www.nj.com

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• I'm a spiritual person, I believe that if you read the bible, you get what you want from it. But, when you actually read it, you see the beauty, spirituality, the joy and love and what makes us godly. And then if you read between the lines of all the same books, you always see the human influence in the writing... it's not all about religiousness, it's about spirituality.

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  Spiritual, Believe, Book

  Source: www.nj.com

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• Listen, here's my questions to anybody when they talk about comedy. When you are with your friends who don't judge you, what do you say? And if that's appropriate to say with your friends, why is it not appropriate anywhere else. Like I hate those people who judge me and are hypocrites.

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  Hate, Hypocrite, People

  Source: www.nj.com

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• I don't want to spend my time thinking about somebody else, I want to spend my time just being me and embracing life and living it and being there. At the end of the day, I'm responsible for my words and my thoughts and that's how I live.

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  Thinking, The End Of The Day, Want

  Source: www.nj.com

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• Do you think we care about the feelings of Native Americans when we celebrate Columbus Day? That's the day that the white man discovered a land where Indians had been living for a few thousand years.

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  Native American, Men, Thinking

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• I'm the only person on Earth who's not afraid to admit that black people are better dancers than white people! I said it, I said it! You were all thinking it, I said it!

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  Thinking, White, People

  "Mind of Mencia". Sketch-comedy Series, 2005-2008.

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• What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes.

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  Stupid, Comedian, Sophisticated

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• When I was young and didn't have money, I liked gambling because winning and losing was fun for the rush of it. The amount of money that I would have to put down now to get that rush, there is no f'ing way I'm going to do it. It's just stupid. I would rather get that rush some other way.

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  Fun, Stupid, Winning

  Source: www.nj.com

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• At the end of the day, I don't think I am going to be judged by what happened in the 90's and 2000's, at the end of the day my career will be judged from beginning to end and everything in between.

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  Thinking, Careers, The End Of The Day

  Source: www.nj.com

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• When you are younger, you pretend to believe, but you are proving it to everyone and to yourself. The change comes when you know you're funny on the inside. Then you don't have to prove it to anybody else anymore. That's when you become different and that's when you evolved onto a completely different level, because you know who you are.

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  Believe, Different, Levels

  Source: www.nj.com

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• As the artist, you have to live in order to experience life to put that out there, and when you are successful in America and in the world, your point of view is the 5% and not the 95%, but you have to represent the 95% so you have to find a way to experience life the way they do.

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  Successful, Artist, Views

  Source: www.nj.com

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• Everything I do is intended to make people laugh and think. I just think something is funny, it's not hurting anybody, not stabbing anybody, not shooting anybody, not making anybody watch me perform. There are thousands of comedians, don't come see me because it's not like I hide it.

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  Hurt, Thinking, People

  Source: www.nj.com

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• When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas.

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  White, People, Black

  "Mind of Mencia". Sketch-comedy Series, 2005-2008.

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• If you ask me right now, you've seen the last of Mind of Mencia. I don't want to be a one-trick pony. I would rather walk away and do more movies, comedy and even some dramatic roles.

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  Mind, Roles, Ponies

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