When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call it camping.
I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba.
That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news!
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