Christopher Titus Quotes About Philosophy

Quotes about: Philosophy

• God bless America. But God, please help Canada.

  Christopher Titus

  Philosophy, Philosophical, America

• Take the time to smell the roses. Sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee and die.

  Christopher Titus

  Philosophy, Philosophical, Smell

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• Whenever you're pissed off, just remember that it's better than being pissed on.

  Christopher Titus

  Philosophy, Philosophical, Pissed Off

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• Everyone has an enemy. It's why God gave us baseball bats. Well, He gave us trees, but we knew what He meant.

  Christopher Titus

  Baseball, Philosophy, Philosophical

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• Revenge is good. It's what separates us from the animals and the hippies.

  Christopher Titus

  Revenge, Philosophy, Hippie

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• Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. Screwed-up people start wars that could kill millions. Normal people settle fights through cookies, cakes, and pies. Normal people are fat.

  Christopher Titus

  Philosophy, War, Philosophical

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• Born free. Taxed to death.

  Christopher Titus

  Philosophy, Philosophical, Born

• The government favors the most diplomatic language. That's why any letter to them should always start with, "Dear turkeys and foul maggots..."

  Christopher Titus

  Philosophy, Government, Turkeys

• We are brought into this world cold, weak, and helpless. Then it gets worse.

  Christopher Titus

  Philosophy, Philosophical, World

• If at first you don't succeed, then drag racing isn't for you.

  Christopher Titus

  Philosophy, Philosophical, Funny Work

• No problem is so big and difficult that it can't be blamed on somebody else.

  Christopher Titus

  Philosophy, Philosophical, Problem

• Passion, manners, and 80 ounces of beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn't, you'll be too hammered to remember.

  Christopher Titus

  Philosophy, Philosophical, Passion

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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