Les Dawson Quotes - Page 2

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• Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.

  Les Dawson

  Tunnels, Funny Things, Wife

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• A square egg in a dish of lentils won't make a marrow bend with the wind, nor will it make rhubarb grow up the milkmaid's leg.

  Les Dawson

  Growing Up, Squares, Wind

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• I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

  Les Dawson

  Funny, Life, Hilarious

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I toyed with the idea of playing Ravel's 'Pavane pour une infante defunte' but I couldn't remember if it's a tune or Latin prescription for piles.

  Les Dawson

  Latin, Ideas, Tunes

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I don't mind what the critics say, so long as I get some reaction. The worst thing is to be ignored.

  Les Dawson

  Long, Mind, Self Improvement

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it.

  Les Dawson

  Mother, Law, Funeral

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind.

  Les Dawson

  Mother, Wrinkles, Law

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Take my wife... please. I'm not saying she's ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making a personal appearance.

  Les Dawson

  Wife, Ugly, Horror

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it.

  Les Dawson

  Funny, Travel, Prayer

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• Everyone has a family tree; the Dawsons have one, it's a weeping willow.

  Les Dawson

  Family, Tree, Weeping Willows

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• He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.

  Les Dawson

  Sex, Ambition, Practicals

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• I need to give affection and love, because without that, I wither. I need to give that love to someone. Without that, I'm rudderless.

  Les Dawson

  Love Is, Giving, And Love

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig.

  Les Dawson

  Mother, Law, Oil

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• With wives, men hide behind the air of bravado, which is basically a defence mechanism, I think. Clever creatures, women. Very clever.

  Les Dawson

  Clever, Men, Thinking

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing.

  Les Dawson

  Personal Things

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I'm the most unromantic lump of Northern suet. Yes, a woman did accost me once in South Shields, but she had a face like Red Rum.

  Les Dawson

  Shields, Red, Faces

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Despite the fact that feminists say they're not getting a fair deal, women are still very powerful.

  Les Dawson

  Powerful, Feminist, Facts

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finishes up.

  Les Dawson

  Marriage, Couple, Sex Maniac

  Les Dawson (2013). “No Tears for the Clown: An Autobiography”, p.95, Michael O'Mara Books

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• The mother-in-law is the centre of a family.

  Les Dawson

  Mother, Law, Centre

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I know my name will always be linked with women.

  Les Dawson

  Names, Knows, Linked

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Slumps don't bother me.

  Les Dawson

  Slumps, Bother

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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