Les Dawson Quotes About Wife

Quotes about: Wife

• My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

  Les Dawson

  Funny, Sexy, Sex Relationships

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• Last year my wife ran off with the fellow next door and I must admit, I still miss him.

  Les Dawson

  Doors, Years, Wife

• Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.

  Les Dawson

  Tunnels, Funny Things, Wife

• I took the wife's family out for tea biscuits. They weren't too happy about having to give blood though.

  Les Dawson

  Blood, Giving, Wife

• I'd like to thank the BBC for allowing me to work here. And I'd like to thank the wife and kids for making it necessary.

  Les Dawson

  Kids, Wife, Allowing

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• Take my wife... please. I'm not saying she's ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making a personal appearance.

  Les Dawson

  Wife, Ugly, Horror

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

• With wives, men hide behind the air of bravado, which is basically a defence mechanism, I think. Clever creatures, women. Very clever.

  Les Dawson

  Clever, Men, Thinking

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

• The wife's Mother said, ‘When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave.’ I said: ‘Good, I'm being buried at sea’.

  Les Dawson

  Mother, Sea, Wife

  Les Dawson (2012). “Les Dawson's Joke Book”, p.14, Michael O'Mara Books

• I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.

  Les Dawson

  Wife, Thank God, Hissing

  Les Dawson (2012). “Les Dawson's Joke Book”, p.31, Michael O'Mara Books

• I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke up.

  Les Dawson

  Sleep, Doctors, Wife

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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