If you have a funny costume, you can't really wear it when you get older.
I thought the Egyptians had cured baldness.
I did stand up first in high school, joined an improv group in college, kept doing stand up after that, no one could deter me. And I have no other skills really, so I'm sorta stuck with this now. It's a little late to switch over to an ornithologist.
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