Frank Carson Quotes - Page 3

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• I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.

  Frank Carson

  Funny, Humor, Men

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• I'm not really a homosexual. I just help them out when they're busy.

  Frank Carson

  Helping, Busy, Homosexual

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• My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even more houses for the Palestinians, who are a poor people.

  Frank Carson

  Ideas, People, House

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• America has only 100 Senators for 309 million people, but Stormont has 108 members for 1.7 million.

  Frank Carson

  America, People, Members

  "It's a cracker for Ukip as Frank Carson pledges support" by Henry McDonald, www.theguardian.com. February 8, 2011.

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• Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish.

  Frank Carson

  Racist, Jokes

  "Frank Carson obituary" by Dennis Barker, www.theguardian.com. February 22, 2012.

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• I was going up to the bathroom and a woman asked me: "Have you a good memory for faces?" I asked why and she said: "Because there isn't a mirror up there."

  Frank Carson

  Funny, Memories, Humor

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• Someone threw a petrol bomb at Alex Higgins once and he drank it!

  Frank Carson

  Alex, Bombs, Drank

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