As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
As soon as you find the key to success, somebody always changes the lock.
Personally, I think any more than two or three kids is not a family, it's a litter.
My influences were Peter Sellers and the great British character actors.
It's sometimes shocking to find out what people really believe in.
Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek?
It's like a woman's birthright to knit. It's primal. It's timeless. You don't need electricity to knit. You can do it with a candle, girls!
As you get older, you realize it's work. It's that fine line between love and companionship. But passionate love? I'd love to know how to make that last.
I've always been a misfit.
My mum would like to see me on the cover of 'Good Housekeeping' demonstrating children's toys with some nice lipstick on.
I'm still that little girl who lisped and sat in the back of the car and threw vegetables at the back of her head when we drove home from the market. That never goes.
I used to dress up and impersonate our next-door neighbor, Miss Cox. She wore rubber boots, a wool hat, and her nose always dripped.
I just love to impersonate people, and I impersonate people because I find them fascinating.
I became an American in 2006. It got me thinking about what is my America and what's my perception of America.
Great pressure is put on kids who don't have dads to get out and make money, and make life easier for everybody. It was always, 'Hurry up, grow up, make money, there's no man to do it for us.'
I'm as famous as I want to be.
It's the poignancy and sadness in things that gets to me.
It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.
I just want to do good work.
I hope I never get so hard up I have to do advertisements. I've gotten ridiculous offers.
Did you know David Letterman was offered millions of dollars to do a commercial for dog food?
There are different types of love, and my love for my child is like me and my mum. We've gone through a lot of rocky patches, but we never stop loving.
I think serial monogamy says it all.
I don't see myself as a stand-up comic doing cynical, mean-spirited or disrespectful stuff. I'm very aware that I don't like to disrespect people too much.
I'm usually put off by performers when they get political
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