Red Buttons Quotes - Page 3

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• Steven Spielberg's mother, who said to E.T., I don't care where you're from, you're here and you're gonna get bar mitzvahed! Never got a dinner!

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  Mother, Bars, Care

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• Elizabeth Taylor has a big heart. She recently built a halfway house for girls who don't want to go all the way.

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  Girl, Heart, House

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• E.T., who said to Phyllis Diller, You look weird. Never got a dinner!

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  Looks, Dinner, Said

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• Where else but in America can a poor black man like Michael Jackson grow up to be a rich white woman?

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  Growing Up, Men, White

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• Rip Van Winkle, who said, Don't make the bed; I'm just going to the bathroom. Never got a dinner!

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  Rip, Bed, Dinner

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• Dracula, who said while they drove a wooden stake into his heart, Boy, I sure hope this is heartburn. Never got a dinner!

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  Heart, Boys, Dinner

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• Bluebeard, who said to Scottland Yard, How do I know how many wives I've killed? I'm not an accountant! Never got a dinner!

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  Wife, Yards, Dinner

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• Nostradamus, who predicted that Billy Bailey would not come home. Never got a dinner!

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  Home, Dinner, Coming Home

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• Sonny Von Bulow, who said to her husband Claus on their honeymoon, Stop needling me. Never got a dinner!

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  Husband, Dinner, Honeymoon

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• Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner!

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  Baby, New Baby, Dinner

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• Ponce de Leon, who said when he discovered the Fountain of Youth, Where the hell are the paper cups? Never got a dinner!

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  Paper, Dinner, Cups

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• Lot, who said to his wife as she was being turned into a pillar of salt, Stop shaking! Never got a dinner!

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  Wife, Dinner, Salt

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• John Wilkes Booth, who said, Sorry, I thought he was a critic. Never got a dinner!

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  Sorry, Dinner, John Wilkes Booth

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• Dean Martin's great-great-uncle, Ebenezer Martin, who said to Eli Whitney, I see the cotton, but where's the gin? Never got a dinner!

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  Uncles, Cotton, Dinner

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• Zsa Zsa Gabor, the only woman ever to apply for group alimony. Never got a dinner!

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  Groups, Dinner, Alimony

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• Lee Iacocca, who said to Dolly Parton, Why do you need an airbag? Never got a dinner!

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  Needs, Dinner, Airbags

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• Captain Hook's mother, who said to Little Hook, For God sakes, don't scratch it! Never got a dinner!

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  Mother, Scratches, Hook

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• The Mayor of Hong Kong, who said Can't work today. Have American flu. Never got a dinner!

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  Flu, Dinner, Today

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• Gandhi, who went to Wendy's and asked, "Where's the belief?" Never got a dinner!

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  Dinner, Belief, Wendy

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• Helen of Troy, a hooker from Upstate New York. Never got a dinner!

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  New York, Dinner, Helen

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• Clint Eastwood's sex therapist, who said to Clint, Do it any which way you can, but no sudden impact. Never got a dinner!

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  Sex, Impact, Dinner

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• Orson Welles, who said to Anita Bryant, Stop picketing me. What I said was I was a thespian. Never got a dinner!

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  Dinner, Thespians, Said

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• Sydney Poitier, who said to Lester Maddox, Guess who's not coming to dinner? Never got a dinner!

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  Dinner, Said, Sydney

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• Jacques Cousteau, the last man to see Jimmy Hoffa. Never got a dinner!

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  Men, Jacques Cousteau, Dinner

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• Joseph Cotten, who said, You know how I got my name? Sammy Davis picked it for me. Never got a dinner!

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  Names, Dinner, Said

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