Airbags Quotes

• A 99% Value-at-Risk calculation does not evaluate what happens in the last one percent... This is like an airbag that works all the time, except when you have a car accident.

  David Einhorn

  Car, Risk, Doe

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• In an interstellar burst, I am back to save the universe. In a deep deep sleep of the innocent, I am born again. In a fast German car, I'm amazed that I survived, An airbag saved my life...

  Thom Yorke

  Car, Radiohead, Amazed

  "Song: Airbag (OK Computer)". March 24, 1998.

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• Faith does not protect you. Medicine and airbags... Those are the things that protect you. God does not protect you. Intelligence protects you. Enlightenment. Put your faith in something with tangible results. How long has it been since someone walked on water? Modern miracles belong to science. Computers, vaccines, space stations... Even the divine miracle of creation. Matter from nothing... In a lab. Who needs God? No! Science is God!

  Dan Brown

  Vaccines, Medicine, Space

  "Angels and Demons". Book by Dan Brown, 2000.

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• You know you're old when your walker has an airbag.

  Phyllis Diller

  Walkers, Knows

  Phyllis Diller (2006). “Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy”, p.270, Penguin

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• I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

  Garry Shandling

  Sex, Practice, Safety

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• Nissan is recalling almost 135,000 Infiniti G35s to address an airbag problem. When Toyota heard that, they said, 'Airbags! I knew we forgot something.'

  Jimmy Fallon

  Addresses, Problem, Said

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• Lee Iacocca, who said to Dolly Parton, Why do you need an airbag? Never got a dinner!

  Red Buttons

  Needs, Dinner, Said

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• Ironically my brother died in a car accident shortly after Airbag was recorded. He's not an identical twin so I didn't care.

  Thom Yorke

  Brother, Car, Twins

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