Red Buttons Quotes - Page 4

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• Dr. Spock, who said, Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. Never got a dinner!

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  Kids, Hands, Drs

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• Dinah Shore? Wonderful woman. Dinah formed a foundation to locate missing senior citizens by putting their pictures on prune juice bottles.

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  Senior, Missing, Foundation

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• Pope John Paul II's press secretary, who said, See, if only the Pope were Italian, he woulda shot back! Never got a dinner!

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  Italian, Dinner, John Paul Ii

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• J. Paul Getty, who still hasn't been buried - they keep finding oil! Never got a dinner!

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  Oil, Dinner, Buried

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• Julius Caesar's wife, who said to Julius, We are not naming our son Sid! Never got a dinner!

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  Son, Wife, Dinner

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• Peter Minuet, who said to the Indians in modern-day Manhattan, Will you accept a check from a Puerto Rican bank? Never got a dinner!

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  Manhattan, Dinner, Modern

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• Pliny the Elder, who when Rome was burning requested Nero to play You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me, Lucille. Never got a dinner!

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  Rome, Play, Burning

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• Billy Carter, who asked his brother Jimmy, Do you think you could get me on the Gong Show? Never got a dinner!

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  Brother, Thinking, Dinner

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• Sleeping Beauty, who said to Prince Charming, Are you sure all we did was kiss? Never got a dinner!

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  Sleep, Kissing, Dinner

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• Moshe Dayan, who said to Sammy Davis, Jr., That's funny, to me you only look half Jewish. Never got a dinner!

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  Looks, Half, Dinner

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• If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!

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  Orphan, Shows, Show Business

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• Long John Silver's wife, Short, who said to John, If the shoe fits... Never got a dinner!

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  Shoes, Long, Wife

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• Moshe Dayan, who donated his eye to CBS. Never got a dinner!

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  Eye, His Eyes, Dinner

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• The Puerto Rican doctor, who wrote all his prescriptions with spray paint. Never got a dinner!

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  Doctors, Dinner, Paint

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• Dean Martin's pancreas, who overheard his liver singing I got a right to sing the blues. Never got a dinner!

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  Singing, Dinner, Pancreas

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• Making you a pioneer only means one thing. You were around at the time.

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  Mean, Pioneers, One Thing

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• There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

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  Goal, Flossing

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• I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.

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  Giving, Helping, Clowning

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