Flossing Quotes

• There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

  Red Buttons

  Goal

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• I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?

  Frank Zappa

  Song, Dental Floss, Teeth

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• When they mention great little things in life, they usually forget flossing.

  Scott Simon

  Things In Life, Littles, Little Things

  Scott Simon (2015). “Unforgettable: A Son, a Mother, and the Lessons of a Lifetime”, p.215, Macmillan

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• People who smoke cigarettes, they say "You don't know how hard it is to quit smoking." Yes I do. It's as hard as it is to start flossing.

  Mitch Hedberg

  People, Smoking, Quitting

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• Uniqueness is wasted on youth. Like fine wine or a solid flossing habit, you'll be grateful for it when you're older.

  Sloane Crosley

  Grateful, Wine, Youth

  Sloane Crosley (2012). “I Was Told There'd Be Cake”, p.61, Portobello Books

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• Surfing is kind of a good metaphor for the rest of life.
  The extremely good stuff - chocolate and great sex and weddings and hilarious jokes - fills a minute portion of an adult lifespan.
  The rest of life is the paddling: work, paying bills, flossing, getting sick, dying.

  Jaimal Yogis

  Sex, Rest Of Life, Sick

  Mu Soeng, Jaimal Yogis (2010). “Saltwater Buddha: A Surfers Quest to Find Zen on the Sea (Large Print 16pt)”, p.121, ReadHowYouWant.com

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• I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Hate, Humor

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• Personally, I hate flossing. So this is the first discipline I quit when I am stressed. But if I stop this one important habit, then I might be tempted to cheat on my eating plan, stay up too late, or skip my Bible reading. If I stay faithful in doing something that I don't enjoy, I tend to believe that I'm disciplined. Therefore, I eat better, go to bed on time, and stay in God's Word.

  Craig Groeschel

  Hate, Reading, Believe

  Source: www.biblegateway.com

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• It was hard to feel the right emotions at the right times. They didn’t come at all when you set a place for them, and they sacked when you weren’t ready, when you were just innocently flossing your teeth, for example, or eating a bowl of cereal.

  Ann Brashares

  Life, Cereal, Example

  FaceBook post by Ann Brashares from Apr 15, 2013

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• Like flossing, frequent engagement with a product, especially over a short period of time, increases the likelihood of forming new routines.

  Nir Eyal

  Engagement, Increase, Periods

  Nir Eyal (2014). “Hooked: How to Build Habit-Forming Products”, p.18, Penguin

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• He's getting dumped. And he doesn't even know it yet. He's probably eating a cheeseburger or flossing or picking up his dry cleaning, and he has no idea. No inkling.

  Sarah Dessen

  Ideas, Dry Cleaning, Eating

  Sarah Dessen (2004). “This Lullaby”, p.23, Penguin

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• I like that Sarah Palin. She looks like the flight attendant who won't give you a second can of Pepsi ... She looks like the nurse who weighs you and then makes you sit alone in your underwear for 20 minutes ... She looks like a real estate agent whose picture you see on the bus stop bench ... She looks like the hygienist who makes you feel guilty about not flossing ... She looks like the relieved mom in a Tide commercial.

  David Letterman

  Mom, Real, Bus Stops

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