David Feherty Quotes

• It's how you deal with failure that determines how you achieve success.

  David Feherty

  Success, Money, Attitude

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• Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff.

  David Feherty

  Golf, Play, Drunk

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• The world's No. 1 tennis player spends 90 percent of his time winning, while the world's No. 1 golfer spends 90 percent of his time losing. Golfers are great losers.

  David Feherty

  Golf, Winning, Player

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• I didn't quit drinking because I was a bad drunk. I quit because I was a spectacular drunk. It got to be like a video game, where you get to the highest level and it's not even a challenge any more.

  David Feherty

  Drinking, Games, Drunk

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• Never has my flabber been so completely gasted.

  David Feherty

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• I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler.

  David Feherty

  Golf, Doors, Toilets

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• Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad
  ones. It looks like he (John Daly) has a divot over each ear.

  David Feherty

  Looks, Ears, Worst

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• I have a healthy disrespect for religion. I really do. When Columbus came to this country in 1492 he brought syphilis, diphtheria, tuberculosis, influenza and Christianity. The diseases were curable.

  David Feherty

  Country, Healthy, Disrespect

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• Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face.

  David Feherty

  Fall, Golf, Tree

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• The hardest thing I ever did was get sober. I was drinking two and a half bottles of whiskey a day and taking 40 Vicodin. If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.

  David Feherty

  Drinking, Taken, Two

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• Colin Montgomerie is a few French fries short of a Happy Meal.

  David Feherty

  Golf, Meals, Fries

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• It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy.

  David Feherty

  Golf, Winning, Guy

  "American boys at the ready" by Will Buckley, www.theguardian.com. August 18, 2001.

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• The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.

  David Feherty

  Golf, Long, Earth

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• That's the trouble with Nick. The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet.

  David Feherty

  Golf, Feet, Mouths

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• I don't suffer from a mental illness, I live with it.

  David Feherty

  Suffering, Mental Illness, Illness

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• I don't want anybody to understand what my depression feels like because in order to understand it you have to have been there, and I don't want anybody else to go.

  David Feherty

  Order, Want, Feels

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• I lost 150 lbs. if you include my wife.

  David Feherty

  Wife, Lost, My Wife

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• If god wanted people to believe in him, why'd he invent logic then?

  David Feherty

  Believe, People, Atheism

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• I have got to do something that makes me focus on one thing, and so I will sit and listen to music, or I will read, or I will go and make ammunition in my workshop. I have just got to keep myself busy.

  David Feherty

  Focus, Busy, Listening To Music

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• Being bipolar and an addict and an alcoholic I have to keep myself very busy. I don't sleep. I am lucky if I get three hours of sleep a night, and so I get up, and my head is full of slamming doors.

  David Feherty

  Sleep, Night, Doors

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• Win and you are the superior being in all the universe; lose, and may the fleas of a million rodents, infect your every orifice.

  David Feherty

  Winning, Rodents, May

  David Feherty (2013). “Somewhere in Ireland, A Village is Missing an Idiot: A David Feherty Collection”, p.68, Black Irish Entertainment LLC

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• I adore dogs to the extent I think they are much more important than human beings. I like your dog much more than I like you.

  David Feherty

  Dog, I Like You, Thinking

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• I hunt feral hogs. I try not to shoot creatures. That doesn't do anything for me. But big, nasty, smelly, bristly things with tusks that destroy everything that they touch. Yeah, I'll shoot them.

  David Feherty

  Trying, Nasty, Yeah

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• Hurling looks a bit like a cross between lacrosse and second degree murder.

  David Feherty

  Lacrosse, Degrees, Looks

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• Everybody knows pretty much everything about me. I emptied all the skeletons out of my closet a long time ago.

  David Feherty

  Skeletons, Long, Closets

  Source: gearpatrol.com

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