It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.
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