David Brenner Quotes

• A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

  David Brenner

  Funny, Witty, Children

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• It isn't how much time you spend somewhere that makes it memorable: it's how you spend the time.

  David Brenner

  Travel, Memorable, Vacation

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• We cannot attain the presence of God. We're already totally in the presence of God. What's missing is awareness.

  David Brenner

  Missing, Awareness, Presence Of God

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• I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it.

  David Brenner

  Tombstone, Want, Ifs

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• Friends are the most important part of your life. Treasure the tears, treasure the laughter, but most importantly, treasure the memories.

  David Brenner

  Friendship, Best Friend, Memories

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• I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

  David Brenner

  Golf, People, Watches

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• You know you're getting old when kids start to dress like you used to and movies are made about your teen life.

  David Brenner

  Inspirational, Motivational, Family

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

  David Brenner

  Funny, Girl, Witty

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• The truth is that God is to be found in all things - even and most especially in the painful, tragic and unpleasant things.

  David Brenner

  Painful, Truth Is, Found

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• Digital brand integration is part of the evolution of product placement. It's simply another tool marketers use to get products integrated into shows. If you can put it in a package, we can put it in a show.

  David Brenner

  Tools, Use, Digital

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• Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.

  David Brenner

  Tyson, Mike, Motor

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• We work very, very hard to find that fine line where location is meaningful enough to be interesting to an advertiser but not so intrusive that it interrupts the creative flow of the show.

  David Brenner

  Meaningful, Interesting, Creative

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• You could place one product in a first-run telecast, a second product what that program is rerun, and a third product when the show goes into syndication, and another product when it goes on cable.

  David Brenner

  Running, Goes On, Reruns

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• When Mrs. Clinton ran for office, she promised economic growth across New York state, to bring in more than 200,000 jobs, ... She has not. We have lost jobs to outsourcing and globalization and to sending our jobs and industries to foreign countries.

  David Brenner

  Country, Jobs, New York

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• What we want to do is raise the bare minimum amount that will give us a large enough microphone to effectively convey our message. Unfortunately, $20 million is critical mass in terms of running an effective campaign in New York.

  David Brenner

  Running, New York, Giving

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• Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful.

  David Brenner

  Successful, Entrepreneur, Disability

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• We can place a product, virtually any size, in almost any location. It really depends on what the program and the video in each individual episode provides in terms of a logical or contextual background.

  David Brenner

  Video, Location, Size

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