Zach Braff Quotes - Page 8

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• She can't say no if she's unconscious.

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  Unconscious, Ifs

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• I never really understood all the hype, until I got one of my own.

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  Hype, Understood, My Own

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• Without me, Scrubs would be worse than the holocaust. But with me in it, it's turned into the lolocaust.

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  Holocaust, Would Be

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• I'm not an hour late. You guys were just an hour early.

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  Guy, Hours, Late

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• I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold.

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  Mean, Kids, What If

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• I think they're bogus, honestly. How utter garbage like Crash and Million Dollar Baby can win best picture, where true works of art such as Garden State go untouched is beyond me. It just proves how close-minded America really is, and I refuse to take part in it.

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  Baby, Art, Winning

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• I heard about the Dalai Lama, you know and I thought to myself, why not me?

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  Why Not, Heard, Lama

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• Every single person wants to do it, don't hate me because I had the guts to follow my heart!

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  Hate, Heart, Want

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• It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading.

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  Tabloids, Fractions

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• My co-stars aren't bad actors, but they're no Zach Braff.

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  Stars, Actors

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• The thing about all these charities is that who sees where the money goes? I don't and you don't. For all I know, the president of Make a Wish just used all the money to buy himself a mansion and a yacht. That's why I keep all of my money for myself, at least then I know I'm doing good for at least one person for sure.

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  Wish, President, Charity

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• Well it's not that I HATE them, but honestly if I saw two homeless people begging for money, one white and one black, and I only had one quarter... Well I'd probably keep it actually.

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  Hate, Two, White

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• I like to drop in on people who picked on me in high school or whatever, just out of the blue, and chat with them to see how they think of me now that I'm a big star. Usually they're a lot nicer. After about half an hour, I excuse myself to go to the bathroom, and leave a few DVDs or pictures there. Then when I come out, I say good-bye and leave. Then I call the cops.

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  Stars, School, Thinking

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• I don't get why arabs are so pissed off at us. I mean they have enough oil for all of them to drive a hummer at what, maybe 1.50 a gallon?

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  Mean, Oil, Pissed Off

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• I figure it this way - if a woman claims she didn't want me to fudge her, then you already know she's a liar. So what the hell's the point of a trial, y'know?

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  Liars, Trials, Fudge

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• I mean, personally, I would have had no problem surviving. Come on, how hard is it to swim?

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  Mean, Swim, Problem

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• People have always wondered what my opinion on Stevie Wonder is. I say if he's so great how come he can't see? I mean, God doesn't make mistakes, just look at me for example.

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  Mistake, Mean, People

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• People compared Garden State to the Graduate, but when was the last time you saw Dustin Hoffman doing what I do?

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  Garden, People, Lasts

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• People often ask me when there's going to be a Mrs. Zach Braff. It's a confusing question sometimes because many people don't realize that my mother is named Mrs. Zach Braff.

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  Mother, People, Confusing

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• I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff.

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  Jesus, Next, Precursor

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• You know how they do that effect in movies, where they make it look like you have a twin, but it's really just the same actor playing both characters in the scene? I knew this would be the best route, but I just wasn't comfortable dressing as a woman, so I had to hire other actors.

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  Character, Would Be, Looks

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• Dude, writing, acting and directing are such easy jobs. But to do them all as awesomely as Zach Braff does, well that... that's something.

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  Jobs, Writing, Acting

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• Everyday I question myself. I look in the mirror, or read one of my scripts, or I reflect on my acting and I say to myself 'that was good...but was it Zach Braff good?' Lets just say things have been looking pretty Zach Braff so far.

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  Mirrors, Everyday, Acting

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• I'm not gay, but I'm still the kind of guy where, even though you have no chance, they still want to hang around me so you can get a good mental image and jerk off to me later.

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  Gay, Guy, Good Man

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• It's always weird being the only white person in a group. It feels like everyone's looking to me for guidance.

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  White, Groups, Guidance

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