Zach Braff Quotes About Dogs

Quotes about: Dogs

• I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

  Zach Braff

  Dog, Beer, Eggplant

• My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious.

  Zach Braff

  Dog, Trying, My Dog

• I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

  Zach Braff

  Dog, Mean, Rights

• I'm not lazy, I drive everywhere myself, the dog could've learned something from me.

  Zach Braff

  Dog, Lazy

• One of the things I like about being a celebrity is that you can get away with murder. Not just metaphorically, literally. Remember that annoying blond dog reporter at E News used to talk smack about me? I paid two mobsters five million dollars each to throw her off the Stratosphere tower in Las Vegas.

  Zach Braff

  Dog, Vegas, Two

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