Fudge Quotes

Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.

Kurt Vonnegut

Writing, Editors, Rejection

Kurt Vonnegut (1982). “Palm Sunday: An Autobiographical Collage”, Dell Books

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Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge.

Don Kardong

Running, Weight Loss, Hot

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Everyone needs fudge, Hildy. It's how God helps us cope.

Joan Bauer

Needs, Helping, God Help Us

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When I was a child and the snow fell, my mother always rushed to the kitchen and made snow ice cream and divinity fudge-egg whites, sugar and pecans, mostly. It was a lark then and I always associate divinity fudge with snowstorms.

Eudora Welty

Mother, Children, Ice Cream

Eudora Welty, Pearl Amelia McHaney (2009). “Occasions: Selected Writings”, p.157, Univ. Press of Mississippi

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Nowadays I find chocolate and/or chocolate-based snacks to be great motivators. Everyone loves chocolate. If someone has a lot of work to do, put a piece of fudge in a glass container (so they can see it) and let them know that if they accomplish their tasks, they can eat the fudge. You'll definitely get a reaction!

Michael Scott

Success, Business, Glasses

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Watching other teams in the World Series is like watching somebody else eat a Hot Fudge Sundae.

Joe Torre

Team, Ice Cream, Hot

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The world is too serious. To get mad at a work of art-because maybe somebody, somewhere is blowing his stack over what I've done-is like getting mad at a hot fudge sundae.

Kurt Vonnegut

Art, Mad, Serious

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Taste my tuna casserole - tell me if I put in too much hot fudge.

Woody Allen

Hot, Tuna, Too Much

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EXISTENCE, n. A transient, horrible, fantastic dream,/ Wherein is nothing yet all things do seem:/ From which we're wakened by a friendly nudge/ Of our bedfellow Death, and cry: "O fudge!"

Ambrose Bierce

Dream, Nudge Nudge, Friendly

Ambrose Bierce (2001). “The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary”, p.74, University of Georgia Press

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Some relationships aren't meant to be Great Love; they're meant to be like a hot fudge sundae--enjoyable but not something you can acually live on.

Kristin Chenoweth

Great Love, Hot, Enjoyable

Kristin Chenoweth (2009). “A Little Bit Wicked: Life, Love, and Faith in Stages”, p.150, Simon and Schuster

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Negro equality, Fudge!! How long in the Government of a God great enough to make and maintain this Universe, shall there continue to be knaves to vend and fools to gulp, so low a piece of demagoguism as this?

Abraham Lincoln

War, Government, Long

Notes for Speech, ca. Sept. 1859

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In vain we call old notions fudge, And bend our conscience to our dealing; The Ten Commandments will not budge, And stealing will continue stealing.

James Russell Lowell

Stealing, Vain, Notion

James Russell Lowell (1911). “The poetical works”

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They're amazing, these actors who have worked on soaps for years and years and years. They know what they're doing. They don't hold you word-for-word on every line and you can fudge it a little, but they know what they're saying and they repeat it every time they come on.

Amy Hill

Years, Actors, Lines

Source: www.avclub.com

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The Lord is not serious. In fact, it is a little hard to know just what else He is except loving. And love has to do with humor, doesn't it? For you cannot love someone unless you put up with him, can you? And you cannot put up with someone constantly unless you can laugh at him. Isn't that true? And certainly we are rediculous little animals wallowing in the fudge bowl, and God must love us all the more because we appeal to his humor.

Ray Bradbury

Animal, Laughing, Facts

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How complicated can ice cream flavors be? How much can you put in there? I mean, when the flavor's something like banana ice cream with caramel, fudge chunks, cheddar goldfish and pennies - you've got to draw a line there.

Marc Maron

Funny, Humor, Mean

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That pipe, just so happens to lead to the room where I make the most delicious flavored chocolate covered fudge." Then he will be made into strawberry flavoered chocolate covered fudge, they'll be selling him by the pound, all over the world!" No, I wouldn't allow it. The taste would be terrible. Can you imagine Augustus flavored chocolate covered gloop? Ew. No one would buy it.

Johnny Depp

Chocolate, Would Be, World

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Harry felt winded, as though he had just walked into something heavy. He had last seen those cool gray eyes through slits in a Death Eater’s hood, and last heard that man’s voice jeering in a dark graveyard while Lord Voldemort tortured him. He could not believe that Lucius Malfoy dared look him in the face; he could not believe that he was here, in the Ministry of Magic, or that Cornelius Fudge was talking to him, when Harry had told Fudge mere weeks ago that Malfoy was a Death Eater.

J. K. Rowling

Believe, Eye, Dark

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Eighteen luscuios scrumpitous flavors, Chocolate,Lime and Cherry Coffee,Pumpkin, Fudge-Banana, Caramel Cream and boysenberry. Rocky Road and Toasted Almond, Butterscotch,Vanilla Dip, Butter Brinkle, Apple Ripple,Coconut,and Mocha Chip, Brandy Peach and Lemon Custard. Each scoop lovely.smooth and round. Tallest cream cone in town lying there on the ground.

Shel Silverstein

Lying, Coffee, Apples

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He types his labored column - weary drudge! Senile fudge and solemn: spare, editor, to condemn these dry leaves of his autumn.

Robertson Davies

Autumn, Editors, Dry

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I am not plain, or average or - God forbid - vanilla. I am peanut butter rocky road with multicolored sprinkles, hot fudge and a cherry on top.

Wendy Mass

Average, Peanut Butter, Hot

Wendy Mass (2008). “Every Soul a Star”, p.8, Hachette UK

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Matter flows from place to place, and momentarily comes together to be you.

Steve Grand

Together, Matter, Flow

Steve Grand (2003). “Creation: Life and How to Make It”, p.30, Harvard University Press

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Child: Why on this night do we eat Hot Fudge Sundaes? Adult: To remind us that being Jewish is like having your birthday every day!! Plus they're delicious!

Jon Stewart

Children, Night, Ice Cream

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North America was ready for something other than a vanilla cooking show and we were providing the double dark chocolate fudge.

Nadia Giosia

Dark, America, Cooking

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A book without potty humor is like a banana split without hot fudge. It can still be good, I suppose, but you kinda get the feeling that something is missing.

Dav Pilkey

Book, Missing, Feelings

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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Aw, fudge,' floated down to me, as a couple of golden eyes peered over a third-floor window ledge. 'You're a freaking dhampir. Why are you reading Tolkien?' I shrugged, then had to dodge the potted geranium he threw at me. 'After five hundred years, you've read just about everything. Besides, he had hella world-building skills.

Karen Chance

Couple, Reading, Eye

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