P. G. Wodehouse Quotes - Page 13

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• And, anyway, no matter how much you may behave like the deaf adder of Scripture which, as you are doubtless aware, the more one piped, the less it danced, or words to that effect, I shall carry on as planned.

  P. G. Wodehouse

  May, Matter, Scripture

  P. G. Wodehouse (2008). “Right Ho, Jeeves (Volume 1 of 2) (EasyRead Super Large 24pt Edition)”, p.183, ReadHowYouWant.com

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• Providence seems to look after the chumps of this world; and, personally, I'm all for it.

  P. G. Wodehouse

  Looks, World, Providence

  "Aunts Omnibus".

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• Jeeves, you really are a specific dream-rabbit." "Thank you, miss. I am glad to have given satisfaction.

  P. G. Wodehouse

  Dream, Missing, Rabbits

  P.G. Wodehouse (2012). “The Jeeves Omnibus - Vol 1: (Jeeves & Wooster)”, p.323, Random House

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• I am strongly of the opinion that, after the age of twenty-one, a man ought not to be out of bed and awake at four in the morning. The hour breeds thought. At twenty-one, life being all future, it may be examined with impunity. But, at thirty, having become an uncomfortable mixture of future and past, it is a thing to be looked at only when the sun is high and the world full of warmth and optimism.

  P. G. Wodehouse

  Morning, Past, Insomnia

  P. G. Wodehouse (2011). “The Little Nugget”, p.40, The Floating Press

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• It looked something like a pen wiper and something like a piece of hearth-rug. A second and keener inspection revealed it as a Pekinese puppy.

  P. G. Wodehouse

  Humorous, Pieces, Puppy

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• I clutched at the brow. The mice in my interior had now got up an informal dance and were buck-and-winging all over the place like a bunch of Nijinskys.

  P. G. Wodehouse

  Bucks, Bunch, Brows

  P.G. Wodehouse (1989). “Aunts Omnibus”, Hutchinson

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• ...what I feel we ought to do at this juncture is to dash off somewhere where it's quiet and there aren't so many housesdancing the 'Blue Danube' and shove some tea into ourselves. And over the pot and muffins I shall have something veryimportant to say to you.

  P. G. Wodehouse

  Blue, Tea, Muffins

  P.G. Wodehouse (2000). “The Most Of P.G. Wodehouse”, p.59, Simon and Schuster

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• Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out?

  P. G. Wodehouse

  Dog, Dachshunds, Ears

  P.G. Wodehouse (2000). “How Right You Are, Jeeves”, p.119, Simon and Schuster

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• There's a sort of wooly headed duckiness about you. If I wasn't so crazy about Marmaduke, I could really marry you Bertie.

  P. G. Wodehouse

  Crazy, Ifs

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• Psmith is the only thing in my literary career which was handed to me on a plate with watercress round it, thus enabling me to avoid the blood, sweat and tears inseparable from an author's life.

  P. G. Wodehouse

  Blood, Careers, Sweat

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