It is fatal to let any dog know that he is funny, for he immediately loses his head and starts hamming it up.
An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away.
Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.
Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.
Golf, like measles, should be caught young.
Chumps always make the best husbands. All the unhappy marriages come from the husbands having brains.
Comedy is the kindly contemplation of the incongruous.
She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel.
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