Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink.
Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin.
Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is wiser not to stir them.
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