It is fatal to let any dog know that he is funny, for he immediately loses his head and starts hamming it up.
Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out?
It was a nasty look. It made me feel as if I were something the dog had brought in and intended to bury later on, when he had time.
Now, I'm a mixer. I can't help it. It's my nature. I like men. I like the taste of their boots, the smell of their legs, and the sound of their voices. It may be weak of me, but a man has only to speak to me, and a sort of thrill goes down my spine and sets my tail wagging.
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