Virtue, like a dowerless beauty, has more admirers than followers.
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.
The wise individual doesn't get too attached to any of life's pleasures, knowing that wonderful science is hard at work proving it's bad for him.
Middle age is when you realize that you'll never live long enough to try all the recipes you spent thirty years clipping out of newspapers and magazines.
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.
The suburb is a place where someone cuts down all the trees to build houses, and then names the streets after the trees.
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
At bank, post office or supermarket, there is one universal law which you ignore at your own peril: the shortest line moves the slowest.
The eyes are the amulets of the mind.
All the problems of the world - child labor, corruption - are symptoms of a spiritual disease: lack of compassion.
As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit - and parking as close to the stadium as possible.
The fly runs toward the fire or lamp, thinking that it is a flower, and gets burnt up. Even so, the passionate man runs towards a false beautiful form, thinking that he can obtain real happiness, and gets burnt up in the fire of lust.
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
The wolf changes his coat, but not his disposition.
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seamed with scars; martyrs have put on their coronation robes glittering with fire, and through their tears have the sorrowful first seen the gates of Heaven.
On the neck of a giraffe a flea begins to believe in immortality.
Of all the agonies in life, that which is most poignant and harrowing--that which for the time annihilates reason, and leaves our whole organization one lacerated, mangled heart--is the conviction that we have been deceived where we placed all the trust of love.
Progress is a continuing effort to make the things we eat, drink, and wear as good as they used to be.
Nothing is more irritating than not being invited to a party you wouldn''t be seen dead at
You have to climb to reach a deep thought.
It's never safe to be nostalgic about something until you're absolutely certain there's no chance of its coming back
When gossip grows old it becomes myth.
It might be a good idea if the various countries of the world would occasionally swap history books, just to see what other people are doing with the same set of facts.
In the next century it will be the early mechanical bird which get the first plastic worm out of the artificial grass.
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