Carrot Top Quotes - Page 2

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• I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.

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  Sexy, Hate, Hair

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• I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.

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  Thinking, Laughing, Wells

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• In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad. But in a movie, since no one is allowed to laugh or do anything, when you're done with a scene, you're left asking, 'Was that funny?'

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  Laughing, Asking, Done

  "Carrot Top" by Stephen Thompson, www.avclub.com. September 02, 1997.

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• Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.'

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  Hair, Iron, Looks

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• I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'

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  Thinking, People, Comedian

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• I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.

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  Lunch, Cooking, Needs

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• My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.

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  Real, Names, Gone

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• I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

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  Sports, School, Shoes

  "Comic's haven is Orlando, but Cabo was heavenly". Interview with Jae-Ha Kim, www.chicagotribune.com. September 13, 2011.

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• I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.

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  Crazy, Guy, Want

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• My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

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  People, Laughing, Way

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow me, I'd have to get it all together, but I'd like to go on 'The Tonight Show' and do a set with no props. Or come out with a trunk and never touch it. Or come out with a clear trunk with nothing in it.

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  Good Friend, Together, Tonight

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• On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

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  Beach, School, Weekend

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• Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

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  People, Nicknames, Carrots

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• I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

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  College, Plans

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• I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

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  Fun, Kissing, Thinking

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• Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.

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  Song, Stars, Opportunity

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• Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good.

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  Scary, Looks, Kind

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• My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

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  People, Laughing, Ems

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Some people don't realize that I've had a career pre-commercials.

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  Careers, People, Realizing

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• The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

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  Blessing, Who I Am, Knows

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• There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

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  Trying, Fans, Reach Out

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• I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.

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  Character, Thinking, Becoming

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• I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.

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  Path

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