Here's the way I look at it. President Bush has uranium-tipped bunker busters and I have puns. I think he'll be OK.
People, if you can't get through the puns, I can't give you the good stuff.
There is going to come a day when everyone here is going to need keen observation and wit to ridicule George W. Bush. But when that day comes, all we're going to have are tired puns and goofy looks. Because as you would say, we're suffering from the soft bigotry of low expectorations.
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