Jon Stewart Quotes About College

Quotes about: College

• College is something you complete. Life is something you experience. So don't worry about your grade, or the results or success. Success is defined in myriad ways, and you will find it, and people will no longer be grading you, but it will come from your own internal sense of decency.

  Jon Stewart

  College, People, Worry

  Commencement Address at The College of William & Mary, delivered 21 May 2004

• College is something you complete. Life is something you experience.

  Jon Stewart

  Graduation, College, Life Is

  Commencement Address at The College of William & Mary, delivered 21 May 2004

• The Jews celebrate Passover by eating unpalatable food to remind them what will happen to their people if they ever leave New York City. The traditional meal often includes gefilte fish. For those of you who don't know what gefilte fish is, it strongly resembles a ball of tuna fish that has been passed nasally. It's not good. During Passover, the angel of death passed over the Jews - an event that, up until the late 1950s, was re-enacted every year by Ivy League colleges and suburban country clubs.

  Jon Stewart

  Country, New York, Angel

  "Other News - Yeast of Burden". "The Daily Show" official website, March 31, 1999.

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