Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.
If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.
The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.
Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips fall where they may.
[John McCain] didn't believe me. I think anybody who's been in a POW camp for five years can - take eight minutes on The Daily Show.
At first the difference will be in whatever atmosphere I bring into it. It's not going to be like, 'I really want to do The Daily Show and I'd love to turn it into an abstract musical.' I like the format and the chance to satirize the news.
The frustration of our [The Daily] show is- very much outside any parameters of the media or the government. We don't have access to these people, we don't have access. We don't go to dinners we don't have cocktail parties. We don't you know, you've seen what happens when one of us ends up at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, it doesn't end well.
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