Jon Stewart Quotes About Jesus

Quotes about: Jesus

• A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go to heaven forever. How do you get from that to Hide-The-Eggs? Did Jesus have a problem with eggs? Did he go, "When I come back, if I see any eggs, the whole salvation thing is off."

  Jon Stewart

  Jesus, Easter, Believe

• What would Jesus, or any human being who isn't an asshole, do?

  Jon Stewart

  Jesus, Humans, Human Beings

• I just thought, there are very few stories involving me, Anna Nicole Smith, and Jesus.

  Jon Stewart

  Jesus, Stories, Anna

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