Joe Rogan Quotes - Page 6

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• My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.

  Joe Rogan

  My Best Friend, Way, Treats

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• Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.

  Joe Rogan

  Talking, Actors, Worst

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• I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you're sparring or drilling techniques, you can't think of anything else.

  Joe Rogan

  Art, Moving, Thinking

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• People for the most part can smell lies.

  Joe Rogan

  Lying, Smell, People

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• It's impossible to measure the type of mental strength and determination that's required to be an elite wrestler.

  Joe Rogan

  Determination, Mma, Impossible

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• The best way to pursue any discipline is the martial art way.

  Joe Rogan

  Art, Mma, Discipline

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• I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.

  Joe Rogan

  Girl, Sex, Want

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• I've actually been doing stand up for more than 20 years. I started in 1988. It's almost 30 years! Which is crazy.

  Joe Rogan

  Crazy, Years

  Source: brightestyoungthings.com

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• I don`t like people that make their living talking about bullshit, and you see them in many shows that are made on the same subject. When you go looking at UFOs or bigfoot or what-have-you, there's just nothing there.

  Joe Rogan

  Talking, People, Bullshit

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• Stand-up is still my favorite, but the podcast is a close second. It's so fun, and it's given me the oppor-tunity to have three-hour conversations with people I wouldn't have otherwise been able to talk to. When I talked to Maynard Keenan from Tool, I almost couldn't believe it was happening.

  Joe Rogan

  Fun, Believe, People

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• There's a classic story I tell about when I did the Man Show about the retarded conversations that you have with the executive producers and the network.

  Joe Rogan

  Men, Stories, Classic

  Source: brightestyoungthings.com

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• Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there.

  Joe Rogan

  Smart, People, Houston

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• I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.

  Joe Rogan

  Ambition, Work Out, Guy

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• If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there.

  Joe Rogan

  Moving, Starting Out, Houston

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• If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk.

  Joe Rogan

  Girl, Mma, Tyson

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• Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.

  Joe Rogan

  Girlfriend, Trying, Path

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• Any comic like myself owes everything he has to Lenny Bruce. He was the originator. The godfather of uncensored American stand-up is clearly Lenny Bruce.

  Joe Rogan

  Comic

  "A Cuppa Hot Joe". Interview with J. C. Shakespeare, www.austinchronicle.com. May 4, 2001.

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• I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.

  Joe Rogan

  "oe Rogan On the Bigger, Crazier ‘Fear Factor’ Return, Miley Cyrus, ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ & More". Interview With Maggie Furlong, www.huffingtonpost.com. December 12, 2011.

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• Well you see, Brazilian JiuJitsu Blackbelts have a blackbelt in...... Brazilian JiuJitsu

  Joe Rogan

  Wells

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• Omigawa is moving forward like a karate robot

  Joe Rogan

  Moving, Moving Forward, Robots

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• I read the things that scientists have figured out, and apply what they say is beneficial, but at the end of the day I'm the wrong person to get unchallenged nutritional advice from.

  Joe Rogan

  Advice, The End Of The Day, Wrong Person

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• Despite all the advancements in science, and all things about religion that are disproved it still marches on. The bottom line is that the only real, absolutely provable answers about life and our place in the universe are provided by science, and religion has been holding down science since day one.

  Joe Rogan

  Real, Answers, Lines

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• I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.

  Joe Rogan

  Art, Ufc, Firsts

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• People for the most part can smell lies, at least I thought that until I saw audiences applaud at Carlos Mencia.

  Joe Rogan

  Lying, Smell, People

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• I like LA because it has a giant supply of great comedians.

  Joe Rogan

  Comedian, Giants

  Source: brightestyoungthings.com

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