Chris Rock Quotes About Lying

Quotes about: Lying

• Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies... a man's lie is, "I'm at Tony house, I was at Kenny house!" A woman lie is like, "It's your baby!"

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Baby, Lying

  "Chris Rock: Bigger & Blacker". TV Special, July 10, 1999.

• Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies.

  Chris Rock

  Lying, Men, Lying Men

  "Chris Rock: Bigger&Blacker". Comedy, Documentary, July 10, 1999.

• Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.

  Chris Rock

  Lying, Men, Lying Men

  "Everybody loves Chris". Interview with Ed Pilkington, www.theguardian.com. January 7, 2008.

• Relationships, easy to get into, hard to maintain. Why are they so hard to maintain? Because it’s hard to keep up the lie! ‘Cause you can’t get nobody being you. You got to lie to get somebody. You can’t get nobody looking like you look, acting like you act, sounding like you sound. When you meet somebody for the first time, you’re not meeting them. You’re meeting their representative!

  Chris Rock

  Lying, Acting, Sound

  "'It's the White BET Awards!' Chris Rock's funniest jokes ahead of his Oscars hosting stint". www.mirror.co.uk. February 28, 2016.

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