If you want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite.
After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college.
I saw the yearbook picture. There was six of them! I ain't have six friends in high school, I don't have six friends now! That's three on three with a half court.
I know what you're thinking: why is Chris Rock bagging groceries? But I dropped out of high school in the tenth grade, so if I couldn't tell jokes this is exactly what I'd be doing.
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