You Can't Fix Stupid Quotes

• You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

  Ron White

  Stupid, Class, Pills

  Ron White (2007). “I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability”, p.106, Penguin

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• You can't fix stupid.

  Ron White

  Stupid, You Can't Fix Stupid

  Ron White (2007). “I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability”, p.106, Penguin

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• You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

  Darynda Jones

  Stupid, T Shirt, Numb

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  I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

  Ron White

  Funny Life, Silent, Funny Bumper Sticker

  "I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability". Book by Ron White, June 6, 2006.

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• We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid!

  Ron White

  Stupid, Eye, Order

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• We obey people we don't trust, to buy things we don't need, to impress people we don't like, using money we don't have, for gratifications that don't last, killing animals we don't hate, for pleasures that don't satisfy, dreaming of a life we don't deserve, and praying for an afterlife that doesn't exist, we are a stupid species

  Philip Wollen

  Life, Trust, Dream

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• An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.

  Victor Hugo

  Art, Philosophy, Crazy

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• You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid

  Si Robertson

  Dog, Stupid, Doors

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