Vegas Quotes - Page 9

• For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to my old coke dealer's kid's bar mitzvah.

  Artie Lange

  Memories, Kids, Lasts

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• Statistical high Vegas odds probability is that nothing of any significance will ever happen to you in your entire boring life.

  Doug Stanhope

  Odds, Boring, Significance

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• Vegas is the most extreme and allegorical of American settlements, bizarre and beautiful in its venality and in its devotion to immediate gratification.

  Joan Didion

  Beautiful, Devotion, Bizarre

  Joan Didion (2013). “Slouching Towards Bethlehem”, p.64, Zola Books

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• I'm a Sagittarian, see, I can't be fenced in. I been living in Las Vegas, greatest city in the world. I look out my window for 100 miles. In Vegas, there's nothing to do but gamble, drink or have sex. I have two of 'em.

  Redd Foxx

  Sex, Cities, Two

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out.

  George Burns

  Keys, Throwing, Hotel

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• An intruder broke into Mike Tyson's hotel room in Las Vegas while he was sleeping but got out before Tyson could get to him. I don't know what's scarier. Having someone breaking into your room while you're sleeping or breaking into someone else's room and finding out the guy is Mike Tyson.

  Jay Leno

  Sleep, Guy, Rooms

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• Las Vegas is a SimCity game gone horribly wrong.

  Douglas Coupland

  Las Vegas, Games, Gone

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• The best thing that could've happened to me was that I learned a lot in Vegas, but I didn't know how to implement it. Whenever I came to Texas, all we had was Marc Laimon, jiu-jitsu coach. We didn't have a striking coach. So me and him started to just develop our own game, because he knows nothing about striking. We sat down and we sort of found my style. I think that was the best thing that could've happened to me.

  Johny Hendricks

  Thinking, Games, Texas

  Source: bleacherreport.com

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• TV tends to be like, if you're lucky, it's like Las Vegas. You can't get out. There's always another pitch meeting. They keep you on the casino floor. If I'm unlucky, if I'm lucky enough to be unlucky, I would love to write a movie.

  Dan Harmon

  Writing, Lucky, Casinos

  "Dan Harmon Talks HARMONTOWN, Touring, the Writing Process, RICK AND MORTY, COMMUNITY Season 6, and More". Interview with Eva Dickson, collider.com. October 2, 2014.

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• Investing is like waiting for paint dry and grass grow so. If you like fun, let handle 800 USD and headed to Las Vegas

  Paul Samuelson

  Fun, Waiting, Investing

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• Never let the church become a place where it's just a Las Vegas display place for you to show off.

  Max Lucado

  Church, Shows, Display

  Source: www.pbs.org

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• The Obama 'stimulus' plan is a $1 trillion dollar gamble more suited to Las Vegas than Washington.

  Cal Thomas

  Dollars, Stimulus, Plans

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• With the development of the web everything is instantaneous. Everything is about how quick you can get it. So with online gambling you don't have to travel to Vegas, Atlantic City, or anywhere in the world to gamble.

  Brad Furman

  Gambling, Cities, Development

  Source: collider.com

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• I'll tell you how to beat the gambling in Las Vegas. When you get off the airplane, walk right into the propeller.

  Henny Youngman

  Airplane, Gambling, Beats

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I pride myself on never using a cuss word on stage. Ever. I headline in Las Vegas every year, and this summer I am performing on an Alaskan cruise. Not too many comedians can pull that off. Funny thing is, my show doesn't change for Vegas.

  Henry Cho

  Summer, Pride, Years

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• Vegas is great, isn't it, man? This is the greatest place on Earth. Lookit; you have everything you could want; adult movies...this is a nice neighborhood!

  Triple H

  Nice, Men, Adults

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• And the bad guys love to pick on the defenseless necromancer. This time, though, I swear I won’t get kidnapped or possessed. ~Jaime Vegas

  Kelley Armstrong

  Guy, Swear, Kidnapped

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• Nothing screws up a séance like the appearance of a real ghost. ~Jaime Vegas

  Kelley Armstrong

  Real, Screw Ups, Ghost

  Kelley Armstrong (2016). “Otherworld Secrets: An Anthology”, p.183, Penguin

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• I saw my true power. The darkest power. The greatest power. ~Jaime Vegas

  Kelley Armstrong

  True Power, Saws

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• Let’s just say that being able to contact ghosts makes for some very interesting ménages á trios… and ménages á quartre, and ménages á … whatever five is in French. ~Jaime Vegas

  Kelley Armstrong

  Interesting, Able, Trios

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• We'd just released a zebra in Las Vegas.

  Rick Riordan

  Zebras, Las Vegas

  Rick Riordan (2006). “The lightning thief”

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• A little bit of this town goes a very long way. After five days in Vegas you feel like you've been here for five years.

  Hunter S. Thompson

  Years, Long, Littles

  Hunter S. Thompson (2010). “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream”, p.189, Vintage

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• And the lesson is that I should always wear these, so no one asks me to do anything crazy like climb onto a roof. ~Jaime Vegas on why she wears three inch heels on a mission

  Kelley Armstrong

  Crazy, Three, Lessons

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• The ultimate weapon isn't this plague out in Vegas, or any new super H-bomb. The ultimate weapon has always existed. Every man, every woman, and every child owns it. It's the ability to say No and take the consequences.

  Robert Anton Wilson

  Children, Men, Bombs

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• One of the first lessons a necromancer learns is the art of playing dumb. Of course, one problem with playing dumb is that is seeps into your everyday life. ~Jaime Vegas

  Kelley Armstrong

  Art, Dumb, Everyday

  Kelley Armstrong (2016). “Otherworld Secrets: An Anthology”, p.183, Penguin

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