Vegas Quotes - Page 10

• This is the first adventure I’ve survived without being kidnapped, attacked, knocked unconscious or possessed by evil spirits. A ripped blouse? Ruined skirt? Bad hair? I’d call this progress. ~Jaime Vegas

  Kelley Armstrong

  Adventure, Hair, Evil

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• Last time I was sick, the guy I was seeing brought me a bottle of ginger ale… and expected me to pay him back for it. ~Jaime Vegas

  Kelley Armstrong

  Sick, Guy, Bottles

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• Nuh-uh. No deals with the devil. I’ve learned my lesson on that one. ~Jaime Vegas

  Kelley Armstrong

  Devil, Lessons, I've Learned

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• I could shave my head and wear a sackcloth and still get a whole lot of ghostly wrong numbers. Makes me wonder if there’s some kind of ghost-necro porn industry down there. ~Jaime Vegas

  Kelley Armstrong

  Wrong Number, Numbers, Ghost

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• "I've been thinking," Brooklyn said as I gawked at the god sitting next to me, "if you get all lovey-dovey and decide to elope to Las Vegas where Jared uses his powers to clean up at the poker tables and you guys buy a mansion in the Manzano Mountains with twenty-seven rooms and decide - because you're rich and all - to buy a new computer, can I have your iMac then?"... "Um, no, you're not getting my iMac." "Dang."

  Darynda Jones

  Thinking, Guy, Mountain

  "Death and the Girl Next Door". Book by Darynda Jones, 2012.

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• I love coming to Las Vegas. I've always loved it and always had a good time.

  Ian Ziering

  Las Vegas, Good Times, Had A Good Time

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• There's a great deal of disturbance in this country and how black feel about what happened in Katrina, and, you know, many of the comics, many of performers are in Las Vegas and New Orleans trying to raise money for what happened there

  Michael Richards

  Country, New Orleans, Black

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• Well, I quite like animals, but theyre unpredictable. I mean, look at old whats-his-name in Vegas. Tiger dragged him off the stage, you know? The guy brought up tigers. Theyre quite unpredictable.

  Robbie Coltraine

  Mean, Animal, Names

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• I have a new saying, what I see in Vegas, I am telling everybody.

  Dane Cook

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• The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.

  Drew Carey

  Beautiful, Girl, Las Vegas

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• My daughter just graduated college and she's a dance major. She's done a couple of dance videos already and won Miss Massachusetts a couple of weeks ago. She's going out for Miss United States the second week of July, out in Las Vegas. She will probably wind up going to New York and trying the Broadway thing.

  Doug Flutie

  Daughter, Mother, New York

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• People do stupid things in the heat of the moment. I've been in Vegas where I've gotten married for, like, five minutes.

  Lance Bass

  Stupid, People, Heat

  "Lance Bass briefly married woman in Vegas". www.today.com. November 1, 2007.

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• I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play.

  Steve Nash

  Basketball, School, Hockey

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• The food was so good that with each passing course, our conversation devolved further into fragmented celebrations of its deliciousness: 'I want this dragon carrot risotto to become a person so I can take it to Las Vegas and marry it.

  John Green

  Dragons, Want, Celebration

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• Milestones you'd like to reach before retiring? Not really. Because when I began it was never to reach 100 games or reach 200 or to get high on the all-time list or whatever else. Those things are by-products. I want to win another championship, beginning with the conference championship. The thing that was disappointing to me last year was the fact that we did not win the conference championship. I felt like we just let that game (against Air Force in Las Vegas) get away from us.

  LaVell Edwards

  Time, Disappointment, Winning

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• No. He says when you're dealing with any kids of supernatural beings, Gods and Devils and angels, you tend to think about them like hurricanes or earthquakes, some kind of mindless force of nature. But if they're real, then they have minds. They know your name. So even reading about the Devil tips him off, he knows instantly he's being read about and that you're somebody he may have to deal with. And I'm thinking what you did in Vegas went way, way beyond that." "What 'I' did? What about us? We were both there." "Yeah but I cut my hair since then. They probably think that was a different guy.

  David Wong

  Real, Reading, Kids

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• Do you truly believe that life is fair, Senor de la Vega? -No, maestro, but I plan to do everything in my power to make it so.

  Isabel Allende

  Believe, Maestro, Life Is

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• We get an apartment together, and after a whirlwind courtship you marry my sister and honeymoon in Vegas.

  Eoin Colfer

  Together, My Sister, Honeymoon

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• I think people under age 55 come to Vegas with a certain sense of irony.

  Penn Jillette

  Thinking, People, Age

  "Penn & Teller: Living it up in Sin City". Interview with Todd Leopold, www.cnn.com. July 30, 2003.

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• What happens in Vegas may stay in Vegas, but what happens in New Orleans, goes home with you.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Home, New Orleans, May

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• I was trying to take the band in a direction that I thought was appropriate, and Roth was trying to take the band in more of a Las Vegas direction. And there he is.

  Eddie Van Halen

  Trying, Band, Appropriate

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• I am inspired by show girls and Vegas. I was a cabaret performer, so that's where all that influence comes from.

  Paloma Faith

  Girl, Inspired, Influence

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• It seems strange to say this, but it is true: Coming back to Vegas to work is like going on vacation for me.

  Celine Dion

  Vacation, Strange, Coming Back

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• As for poker, I've stayed away from that, even though when I was in Vegas for Ocean's Eleven, I would get accosted by these guys begging me to play. They just want to take my money. They see me, think 'actor' and see some easy money.

  Matt Damon

  Ocean, Thinking, Play

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• Any artist who goes to Las Vegas is an idiot as far as I am concerned. Whoever goes to Las Vegas can stay in Las Vegas.

  Chuck Close

  Artist, Idiot, Concerned

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