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• A man in Thailand was arrested with more than 10,000 pairs of stolen underwear. Legal experts are expecting a brief trial.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Men, Experts, Trials

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• Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.

  Suzanne Collins

  Funny, Witty, President Snow

  Suzanne Collins (2010). “Mockingjay (The Hunger Games, Book 3)”, p.82, Scholastic Inc.

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• When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York, in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don't feel very good.

  Al Goldstein

  New York, Taken, Son

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• On a good night, I get underwear, bras, and hotel-room keys thrown onstage... You start to think that you're Tom Jones.

  Keanu Reeves

  Good Night, Thinking, Keys

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• On a two week road trip I know I can get by better with no underwear than no laptop.

  Curt Schilling

  Two, Laptops, Road Trip

  Interview with Jon Robinson, www.ign.com. May 26, 2006.

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• A newspaper reported I spend $30,000 a year buying Paris clothes and that women hate me for it. I couldn't spend that much unless I wore sable underwear.

  Jackie Kennedy

  Hate, Years, Paris

  The New York Times, September 15, 1960.

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• Women's sexy underwear is a minor but significant growth industry of late-twentieth-century Britain in the twilight of capitalism.

  Angela Carter

  Sexy, Fashion, Women

  Angela Carter (1998). “Shaking a Leg: Collected Writings”, Penguin Group USA

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• There is only one thing that makes any one athlete better than another, his heart. We all put our underwear on feet first, so we are all human.

  James Joyce

  Heart, Athlete, Feet

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• I just happen to have one of those skill sets that allows me to work in my underwear.

  Garry Trudeau

  Skills, Happens

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• Sometimes I sing and dance around the house in my underwear. Doesn't make me Madonna. Never will.

  Joan Cusack

  House, Sometimes, Working Girl

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• As we all know, there is no underwear in space.

  Carrie Fisher

  Space, Knows

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I recently went mad and spent 1,000 in one afternoon on bras and knickers. I love classy, lacy stuff that makes you feel dead sexy knowing you've got it on. I've never worn stockings and suspenders, though. But I could imagine they'd make you feel really sexy worn under something formal. I think I'll save that experience and wear them under my wedding dress.

  Jennifer Ellison

  Sexy, Thinking, Knowing

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• She asked me what type of contraceptive I use. Underwear. Keeping it on prevents pregnancy.

  Melina Marchetta

  Pregnancy, Use, Type

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• For men obsessed with women's underwear, a course in washing, ironing and mending is recommended.

  Charlotte Perkins Gilman

  Men, Obsessed, Courses

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• So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.

  Jeff Kinney

  Bed, Needs, Santa

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• My body's in such bad shape I wear prescription underwear.

  Phyllis Diller

  Body, Shapes, Prescriptions

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• I'm not entirely comfortable with myself in underwear.

  Christy Turlington

  Comfortable

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• I find it hard to believe that anyone could be so curious about me that they would want to read that I wear underwear shorts with green polka dots on them.

  Paul Newman

  Believe, Dots, Green

  Source: bitesizecliftbar.tumblr.com

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• Everyone's showing their thong out the back of their jeans. But you shouldn't wear any. You get a better line if you wear no knickers.

  Victoria Beckham

  Jeans, Lines, Thongs

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• The trouble with emergencies is," she said, "that I always put on my finest underwear and then nothing happens.

  Zelda Fitzgerald

  Emergencies, Trouble, Finest

  Zelda Fitzgerald (2013). “Save Me the Waltz: A Novel”, p.68, Simon and Schuster

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• My underwear is my own person buisness.

  Dan Miller

  Buisness, Persons, My Own

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• I went out in my goddamn underwear too!

  Julia Roberts

  Notting Hill

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• Life is like underwear, should be changed twice a day.

  Ray Bradbury

  Life Is Like, Should, Changed

  "A Graveyard for Lunatics". Book by Ray Bradbury, 1990.

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• I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Believe, Afterlife

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• If you want something bad enough, you've got to make a bold move. George Washington, took on the British Empire. Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. Ken Titus taped a hotel key to his underwear to score with an airport security guard.

  Christopher Titus

  Moving, Moon, Keys

  "Titus", www.imdb.com. 2000-2002.

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