Stupid Celebrity Quotes

• I just want one day off when I can go swimming and eat ice cream and look at rainbows.

  Mariah Carey

  Funny, Hilarious, Food

  "The wit and wisdom of Mariah Carey". Interview with Aaron Hicklin, www.theguardian.com. April 26, 2014.

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• I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel.

  Kim Kardashian

  Girl, Cancer, Stupid

  "Kim Kardashian: my life as a brand" by Emma Brockes, www.theguardian.com. September 7, 2012.

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• When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crackhead with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And it never was me. I was never under a bridge, and I always had shoes.

  Nicole Richie

  Funny, Crazy, Thinking

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• Pretty people aren't as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas.

  Mischa Barton

  People, Accepted, Dumbest Celebrity

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our 52 states.

  Raquel Welch

  Stupid, Chicago, States

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• If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.

  Jaden Smith

  Baby, Intelligent, Earth

  Twitter post from Sep 12, 2013

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  If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society.

  Jaden Smith

  School, Intelligent, World

  Twitter post from Sep 13, 2013

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• I love cigarettes. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is.

  Sienna Miller

  Thinking, Smoking, Cigarette

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• The beauty of me is that I'm very rich.

  Donald Trump

  Rich, Made, Stupidest

  Interview with Ashleigh Banfield on ABC's "Good Morning America", March 17, 2011.

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• I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good. I love the smell of Balmex. Love it.

  Sarah Jessica Parker

  Good Love, Smell, Diapers

  "Sarah Jessica Parker" by Sarah Bernard, www.elle.com. November 5, 2009.

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• I’ve never been drunk in my life. I don’t use recreational drugs.

  Paula Abdul

  Drunk, Drug, Use

  "Paula Abdul: 'I Have a Brain'". www.cbsnews.com. December 30, 2010.

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• I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we did live forever, then we would live forever, which is why I would not live forever.

  Heather Whitestone

  Stupid, Forever, Should

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• If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Running, Stupid

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• What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?

  Paris Hilton

  Wall, Stupid, Dumb

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• Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Stupid, Humorous

  George W. Bush's remarks on teaching American history and civic education at East Literature Magnet School in Nashville, Tennessee, georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov. September 17, 2002.

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• China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.

  Charles de Gaulle

  Country, Stupid, Silly

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• The internet is a great way to get on the net.

  Bob Dole

  Funny, Stupid, Technology

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• And now the sequence of events in no particular order.

  Dan Rather

  Stupid, Silly, Order

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• Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

  Marion Barry

  Funny, Country, Crazy

  Quoted in Chicago Tribune, 28 Mar. 1989

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• So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

  Christina Aguilera

  Funny, Movie, Stupid

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• All of a sudden you're like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through.

  R. Kelly

  America, Osama Bin Laden, Dumb Celebrity

  Blender Magazine Interview, www.imdb.com. September 2003.

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• I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.

  Tara Reid

  Rocks, Looks, Dumb Celebrity

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• Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

  Brooke Shields

  Funny, Life, Witty

  Testimony at House of Representatives hearings on cigarette advertising, 25 June 1981

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• I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.

  David Beckham

  Funny, Soccer, Football

  "Together by Richard Sennett - review" by Nicholas Lezard, www.theguardian.com. February 26, 2013.

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• Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

  George W. Bush

  Witty, Nature, Children

  "You've been a great audience ..." by Oliver Burkeman, www.theguardian.com. January 7, 2009.

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