Diapers Quotes

• Minds, like diapers, need occasional changing.

  Karen Cushman

  Mind, Needs, Occasional

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• Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

  Mark Twain

  Funny, Change, Politics

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• No one likes change... but babies in diapers.

  Barbara Johnson

  Baby, Likes, Baby Boy

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• The only time you can change someone is when they are in diapers.

  Kris Carr

  Only Time

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• Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.

  Marshall McLuhan

  Mom, Baby, Thinking

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• Do you live each day as if it's your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on.

  Ellen DeGeneres

  Each Day, Way, Lasts

  Ellen DeGeneres (2011). “Seriously ... I'm Kidding”, p.16, HarperCollins Australia

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• Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Funny, Humor, Grandmother

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• Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.

  Jimmy Piersall

  Inspirational, Baseball, Fathers Day

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• One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.

  Don Marquis

  Important, Literature, Care

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• When in doubt, make funny faces.

  Amy Poehler

  Doubt, Faces, Funny Face

  "Amy Poehler: The Seriously Funny Interview". Interview With Joel Keller, www.thedailybeast.com. April 9, 2009.

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• Real men change diapers!

  Nick Cannon

  Real, Men, Inspirational Celebrity

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• No one's raising children any more. To love a child, you've got to work for it. You have to change its diapers and feed it at night!

  Lauren Hutton

  Family, Children, Night

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• I'll tell you my routine - it's really exciting. I feed, I burp, I change diapers, I pump. And then I have a tiny window of time to myself.

  Marcia Cross

  Routine, Pumps, Tiny

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• An imaginary baby is so much easier than a real baby. No diapers to change.

  Sufjan Stevens

  Baby, Real, Easier

  Interview with Jason Crock, pitchfork.com. May 15, 2006.

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• You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Funny, Humor, Sides

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• I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over

  Drew Brees

  Wipe, Way, Flats

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• Always remember your kid’s name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don’t let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers…for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces.

  Amy Poehler

  Funny, Kids, Names

  "Amy Poehler: The Seriously Funny Interview". Interview with Joel Keller, www.thedailybeast.com. April 9, 2009.

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• Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it.

  Barbara Ehrenreich

  Book, Writing, Men

  Barbara Ehrenreich (1990). “WORST YEARS OF OUR LIVES”, Pantheon

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• Whatever it is probably won't go away, so we might as well live and laugh through it. When we double over laughing, we're bending so we won't break. If you think your particular troubles are too heavy and too traumatic to laugh about, remember that laughing is like changing a baby's diaper. It doesn't solve any problems permanently, but it makes things more acceptable for awhile.

  Barbara Johnson

  Baby, Laughter, Thinking

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• Men should always change diapers. It's a very rewarding experience. It's mentally cleansing. It's like washing dishes, but imagine if the dishes were your kids, so you really love the dishes.

  Chris Martin

  Fathers Day, Dad, Kids

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• Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it a bottle, but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.

  Rita Rudner

  Baby, Heart, Night

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• Why do otherwise sane, competent, strong men, men who can wrestle bears or raid corporations, shrink away in horror at the thought of washing a dish or changing a diaper?

  Frank Pittman

  Strong, Men, Insecurity

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• In the land of Cheerios, dirty diapers, fleeting naps and interrupted sleep, other mothers are a lifeline.

  Susan Chira

  Mother, Dirty, Sleep

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• American women are so fortunate. When I got married, all I wanted in the world was a dryer so I didn't have to hang up my diapers. And now women have paper diapers and all sorts of conveniences in the home. And it is the man and the technology that has made the home such a pleasant place for women to be.

  Phyllis Schlafly

  Home, Technology, Men

  "Phyllis Schlafly Still Championing The Anti-Feminist Fight". "Tell Me More" with Michel Martin, www.npr.org. March 30, 2011.

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• Look at airport security now. What started out as definite racial profiling is now where the computer picks a name. That's why you get a seven-month-old getting a pat down. [Imitates a security officer.] "Check the diapers. They're full."

  Robin Williams

  Funny, Humorous, Food

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