Diapers Quotes - Page 3

• Women find ways to give sense and meaning to daily life--ways to be useful in the community, to keep mind active and soul growingeven while they change diapers and cook vegetables.

  Lillian B. Rubin

  Vegetables, Giving, Community

  Lillian B. Rubin (1981). “Women of a certain age: the midlife search for self”, Harpercollins

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• Let us hope manufacturers can come up with a diaper that is environmentally sound. To go back to cloth would send us back to the day when breathing and raising a baby at the same time were incompatible.

  Erma Bombeck

  Baby, Breathing, Sound

  Erma Bombeck (2013). “Forever, Erma: Best-Loved Writing From America's Favorite Humorist”, p.50, Open Road Media

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• I recommend that everyone have a Diaper Genie. Who can live without it?

  Kim Kardashian

  Genies

  "Kim Kardashian on North West's Princess Style, Wipe Warmers, and Why Pregnant Women Should Never Leave the House". Interview with Sally Holmes, www.elle.com. July 10, 2014.

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• Chess strategy as such today is still in its diapers, despite Tarrasch's statement 'We live today in a beautiful time of progress in all fields'. Not even the slightest attempt has been made to explore and formulate the laws of chess strategy.

  Aron Nimzowitsch

  Beautiful, Law, Progress

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• He will change diapers, of course he will. He is going to be a very hands-on father.

  Beyonce Knowles

  Father, Hands, Feminist

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• Our natural reason looks at marriage and turns up its nose and says, Alas! Must I rock the baby? wash its diapers? make its bed? smell its stench? stay at nights with it? take care of it when it cries? heal its rashes and sores? and on top of that care for my spouse, provide labor at my trade, take care of this and take care of that? do this and do that? and endure this and endure that? Why should I make such a prisoner of myself?

  Elisabeth Elliot

  Baby, Night, Smell

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• Congressmen are like diapers - You need to change them often, and for the same reason

  Pete McCloskey

  Inspirational, Needs, Reason

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• Anyway everyboy (sorry) knows that what women have done that is really important is not to constitute a great, cheap labor force that you can zip in when you're at war and zip out again afterwards but to Be Mothers, to form the coming generation, to give birth to them, to nurse them, to mop floors for them, to love them, cook for them, clean for them, change their diapers, pick up after them, and mainly sacrifice themselves for them. This is the most important job in the world. That's why they don't pay you for it.

  Joanna Russ

  Mother, Jobs, Sorry

  "The Female Man". Book by Joanna Russ (Part 7, Chapter 1, p. 137), February 1975.

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• For me, makeup is about being your best self. If I wake up in a foul mood and have to deal with temper tantrums and an exploding diaper--I know taking 10 minutes to get my game face on will reset my stress levels. It's a chance to check in and remind myself--you got this.

  Jessica Alba

  Stress, Makeup, Games

  Jessica Alba (2013). “The Honest Life (Enhanced Edition): Living Naturally and True to You”, p.64, Rodale

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• If you say children wouldn't know anything about masturbation on their own, you've never changed a little boy's diaper.

  Joycelyn Elders

  Children, Boys, Littles

  "Dr. Joycelyn Elders is so fucking cool" by Kate Harding, feministing.com. June 03, 2007.

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• Washington is a dirty diaper. It's time for a change.

  James Carville

  Dirty, Time For A Change

  "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno", September 6, 2006.

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• Found a shaman in a diaper with a poppy pot. When I asked if he was cold, he said just think hot.

  Jimmy Buffett

  Religious, Thinking, Religion

  Song: Overkill, Album: Banana Wind

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• Leave my diapers moist in the back seat of your Rolls Royce

  Kool Keith

  Rolls Royce, Seats

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• Cinderella and the prince
  lived, they say, happily ever after,
  like two dolls in a museum case
  never bothered by diapers or dust,
  never arguing over the timing of an egg,
  never telling the same story twice.

  Anne Sexton

  Happiness, Marriage, Museums

  Anne Sexton (2001). “Transformations”, p.56, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• Everything‟s fine,” I said, with a tight smile. “Kiyo was just giving me his latest explanation about how my son is a terror to be feared.” Dorian scoffed. “Little Thundro? A terror? Hardly, unless perhaps we‟re discussing diapers.

  Richelle Mead

  Son, Giving, Littles

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• From adult diapers to bedpans? Move over, Elvis, I’m the afterlife of the party!

  Rachel Vincent

  Moving, Party, Afterlife

  Rachel Vincent (2010). “Reaper”, p.53, Harlequin

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• The Mum has the temper of a demon with a diaper rash. (Shamus)

  Devon Monk

  Demon, Temper, Mum

  Devon Monk (2009). “Magic in the Shadows: An Allie Beckstrom Novel”, p.123, Penguin

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• You know that you wouldn't take a baby on a plane without diapers, so when you leave your house, take care of you, like you would a baby. Don't leave your house without packing some healthy things.

  Sandra Cisneros

  Baby, House, Healthy

  "Talking in Our Pajamas: A Conversation with Sandra Cisneros on Finding Your Voice, Fear of Highways, Tacos, Travel, and the Need for Peace in the World". Interview with Ruth Behar, quod.lib.umich.edu. September 28, 2006.

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• You've got all these characters and yet, you're hovering over one character like a fly over a stinky diaper. Realize that you've got a kickass superpower: you can possess and take-over anybody inside the story. With the power of Point-of-View, you can drag us along for the ride. You can shove us into their eyes, their minds, you can force us to piggyback on their experiences past and present. Sometimes untangling a knotted-up tale means looking at it from different eyes: what better eyes than those of the other characters inside the story?

  Chuck Wendig

  Writing, Character, Mean

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• As one does with a first child, I found out that my baby could roll by hearing the sound of her body hit the ground at 4 a.m. and obviously, for any new parent, that is the most horrifying thing that could happen, right? You're exhausted and you take your tiny little baby out and you put them on the bed to change diapers before nursing and you turn around and you discover... my baby can roll! And you think you're going to die.

  Uma Thurman

  Baby, Children, Nursing

  Source: www.harpersbazaar.com

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• There's no better way to unplug than having children. Changing diapers is one of the most leveling things that has ever happened to me.

  Andrew Lincoln

  Children, Way, Happened

  Source: deadline.com

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• The problem is simply this: no one can feel like CEO of his or her life in the presence of the people who toilet trained her and spanked him when he was naughty. We may have become Masters of the Universe, accustomed to giving life and taking it away, casually ordering people into battle or out of their jobs . . . and yet we may still dirty our diapers at the sound of our mommy's whimper or our daddy's growl.

  Frank Pittman

  Jobs, Dirty, Naughty

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• Dogs - putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper.

  Dana Gould

  Dog, Lying, Age

  FaceBook post by Dana Gould from Feb 19, 2012

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• Is it possible that my sons-in-law will do toilets? If we raise boys to know that diapers need to be changed and refrigerators need to be cleaned, there's hope for the next generation.

  Anne Roiphe

  Son, Boys, Law

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• What people might find surprising: I taught my wife to change diapers when we had our first.

  Jorge Posada

  People, Wife, Might

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