Sex Quotes - Page 18

• Mad cause he aint like me... Oh you mad cause nobody ever did it like me.

  Drake

  Relationship, Break Up, Breakup

  Song: Shot for Me, Album: Take Care, 2011

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• Strangers come up to me in bars and tell me about their sex lives. I'm thinking, 'You think I can make it better somehow?'

  Chris Harrison

  Thinking, Bars, Stranger

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• They really make sex into such a horrible thing and how terrible anything related to sex is, but isn't that why we're all here? We wouldn't be here at all if two people in our past hadn't been horny for each other, that's how it works. So we can't continue unless people keep being horny for each other, that's just the way it is.

  Brad Warner

  Past, Two, People

  Source: theindiespiritualist.com

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• I have made love to ten thousand women.

  Georges Simenon

  Made, Thousand, Ten

  Quoted in L'Express, 21 Feb. 1977

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• My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.

  Phyllis Diller

  Car, Ankles, Gloves

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• With a haircut like that and a face like that, it looks like Billy Ray Cyrus went and had sex with a retarded hyena.

  Dwayne Johnson

  Wwe, Rays, Looks

  "Line-o-rama: The Rock Says" By Matt Fowler, www.ign.com. July 2, 2009.

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• What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.

  Milos Forman

  Funny Sex, Masturbation, Having Sex

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• Sex is an extremely subtle undertaking, unlike going to the department store on a Sunday to buy a thermos.

  Haruki Murakami

  Sunday, Subtle, Stores

  Haruki Murakami (1993). “Hard-boiled Wonderland and the End of the World: A Novel”, Vintage

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• The romantic embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

  Havelock Ellis

  Music, Prayer, Romantic Love

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• I think there is a problem, though, with the media gushing over [Obama] too much. I don't think he thinks that he's all that, but the media does. I mean, the coverage after, that I was watching, from MSNBC, I mean these guys were ready to have sex with him.It's embarrassing.

  Bill Maher

  Mean, Thinking, Media

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• Love is giving up control. It’s surrendering the desire to control the other person. The two—love and controlling power over the other person—are mutually exclusive. If we are serious about loving someone, we have to surrender all the desires within us to manipulate the relationship.

  Rob Bell

  Giving Up, Love Is, Two

  Rob Bell (2010). “Sex God”, p.70, Harper Collins

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• To have doubted one's own first principles is the mark of a civilized man.

  Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

  Love, Life, Humility

  "Ideals and Doubts" by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr., Illinois Law Review, 1915.

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• My work speaks of the finite and the infinite, of the macroscopic and the microscopic, the internal and external, by the masculine and feminine powers, but sex is like a snake, it slithers through everything.

  Ernesto Neto

  Masculine And Feminine, Snakes, Speak

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• we have invented sex guilt to take our minds off the real thing.

  Muriel Spark

  Real, Mind, Guilt

  Muriel Spark (1967). “The Mandelbaum Gate”

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• I don't think being obsessed with sex is any stranger than being obsessed with stamp collecting.

  Annie Sprinkle

  Thinking, Stranger, Obsessed

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• I sat on the bed. Neither of us said anything. I wasn't slick and sophisticated enough for this. What do you say to boyfriend A when he finds you naked in the bed of boyfriend B? Especially if boyfriend A turned into a monster the night before and ate someone. I bet Miss Manners didn't cover this at all.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Night, Missing, Bed

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  Acting is like sex: you either do it and don't talk about it, or you talk about it and don't do it. That's why I'm always suspicious of people who talk too much about either.

  Humphrey Bogart

  People, Acting, Too Much

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Sex is not some sort of pristine, reverent ritual. You want reverent and pristine, go to church.

  Cynthia Heimel

  Church, Want, Ritual

  Cynthia Heimel (1983). “Sex Tips For Girls: Lust, Love, and Romance from the Lives of Single Women”, p.84, Simon and Schuster

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• In the sex-war, thoughtlessness is a weapon of the male, vindictiveness of the female. Both are reciprocally generated, but a woman's desire for revenge outlasts all other emotion. Yet when every unkind word about women has been said, we have still to admit, with Byron, that they are nicer than men. They are more devoted, more unselfish and more emotionally sincere. When the long fuse of cruelty, deceit and revenge is set alight, it is male thoughtlessness which has fired it.

  Cyril Connolly

  Revenge, War, Women

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• I think that making love is the best form of exercise.

  Cary Grant

  Funny, Humor, Exercise

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• Since the point of erotica is to offer the consumer sexual experiences without having to compromise with the demands of the other sex, it is a window into each sex's unalloyed desires. Pornography for men is visual, anatomical, impulsive, floridly promiscuous and devoid of context and character. Erotica for women is far more likely to be verbal, psychological, reflective, serially monogamous and rich in context and character. Men fantasise about copulating with bodies; women fantasise about making love to people.

  Steven Pinker

  Character, Men, People

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• Can officially confirm that the way to a man's heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him.

  Helen Fielding

  Relationship, Heart, Character

  Helen Fielding (2013). “The Bridget Jones Omnibus: The Singleton Years: Bridget Jones's Diary & The Edge of Reason”, p.47, Pan Macmillan

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• Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Hilarious, Sexy

  Quoted in N.Y. Times, 1 Dec. 1975

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• What is commonly called love, namely the desire of satisfying a voracious appetite with a certain quantity of delicate white human flesh.

  Henry Fielding

  White, Desire, Flesh

  'Tom Jones' (1749) bk. 6, ch. 1

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• A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.

  Woody Allen

  Inspirational, Desire, Bay Area

  Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

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