Sex Quotes - Page 20

• Marriage is like retiring as a bachelor and getting a sexual pension. You don't have to work for the sex any more, but you only get 65% as much.

  Aristotle

  Funny Marriage, Bachelors, Retiring

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• What is the one thing that 43% of men prefer over sex? Bacon!

  Jon Taffer

  Men, One Thing

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• Sex divorced from love is the thief of personal dignity.

  Caitlin Thomas

  Love Is, Thieves, Dignity

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• a lot of brothers don't understand. When it comes to making love, reciprocity is everything.

  Pearl Cleage

  Brother, Making Love, Reciprocity

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• I'm a member of the weeper sex.

  Jane Ace

  Members

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• Feminism seeks to turn the biggest, bloodiest carnivore in the world - passion - into a right-on cud-chewing vegan. It can never work. Sex was never meant to be that way. Sex, on the whole, was meant to be short, nasty and brutish. If what you want is cuddling, you should buy a puppy.

  Julie Burchill

  Passion, Cuddling, Feminism

  Julie Burchill (1992). “Sex & Sensibility”

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• When a man mentally undresses a woman it's merely sex; but when a woman mentally dresses a man he's in dire danger of matrimony.

  Helen Nielsen

  Men, Dating, Dresses

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• real freedom is not a matter of the shifting of advantage from one sex to the other or from one class to another. Real freedom means the disappearance of advantage, and primarily of economic advantage.

  Suzanne La Follette

  Freedom, Real, Mean

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• Sex is every man's loco spot ... he'll take a disappointment, but not a humiliation.

  Dorothy L. Sayers

  Disappointment, Spots, Humiliation

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• The first thing that strikes the careless observer is that women are unlike men. They are 'the opposite sex' - (though why 'opposite' I do not know; what is the 'neighbouring sex'?).

  Dorothy L. Sayers

  Men, Opposites, Firsts

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• Men give love because they want sex. Women give sex because they want love. That's the difference between men and women. Ever notice how when we talk about our love lives, it's always about a man? Singular. All most of us want is one good man. But when men talk, it's about women. Plural. They want as many as they can get.

  Edna Buchanan

  Love Life, Love Is, Men

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• Sex gets people killed, put in jail, beaten up, bankrupted, and disgraced, to say nothing of ruined - personally, politically, and professionally. Looking for sex can lead to misfortune, and if you get lucky and find it, it can leave you maimed, infected, or dead. Other than that, it's swell: the great American pastime. ... You probably won't see it on a bumper sticker, but sex kills.

  Edna Buchanan

  Jail, People, Lucky

  Edna Buchanan (2009). “The Corpse Had a Familiar Face”, p.172, Simon and Schuster

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• ... I have become a conscientious objector in the war between the sexes.

  Edna Buchanan

  War, Conscientious Objectors

  Edna Buchanan (2014). “Never Let Them See You Cry”, p.53, Diversion Books

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• In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex.

  Kathy Lette

  Men, Hollywood

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• Androgyny suggests a spirit of reconciliation between the sexes.

  Carolyn Heilbrun

  Spirit, Gender, Androgyny

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• the term 'androgyny' ... defines a condition under which the characteristics of the sexes, and the human impulses expressed by men and women, are not rigidly assigned. Androgyny seeks to liberate the individual from the confines of the appropriate.

  Carolyn Heilbrun

  Men, Individual, Gender

  Carolyn G. Heilbrun (1974). “Toward a recognition of androgyny”, HarperCollins Publishers

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• In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter.

  Pat Paulsen

  Kids, Today, Gutters

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• the sex even in serious pornography has less singularity than the mating of squirrels.

  Storm Jameson

  Squirrels, Serious, Mating

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• The only way for a relationship to survive, I think, is to have no sex at all. After all, you marry for friendship, for companionship - and passion after a while ... pfffft. I mean, does it excite you when your left hand touches your right?

  Diane von Furstenberg

  Mean, Passion, Thinking

  Diane Von Furstenberg, Evelyn Portrait (1976). “Diane Von Furstenberg's Book of Beauty: How to Become a More Attractive, Confident, and Sensual Woman”, Simon & Schuster

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• Sex deepens love and love deepens sex, so physical intimacy transforms everything and playing with it is playing with fire.

  Merle Shain

  Deep Love, Fire, And Love

  Merle Shain (1973). “Some Men Are More Perfect Than Others”

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• Girls gave sex to get love and boys gave love to get sex and conning girls was the favorite indoor sport.

  Merle Shain

  Girl, Sports, Boys

  Merle Shain (1973). “Some Men Are More Perfect Than Others”

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• Never expect anybody - except possibly your analyst - to be as thrilled about your sex life as you are.

  Helen Gurley Brown

  Analysts, Never Expect

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• If I had to choose between sex and food, I would choose food, but I'd choose sex over nearly everything else.

  Helen Gurley Brown

  Ifs

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• A Total Woman caters to her man's special quirks, whether it be in salads, sex, or sports.

  Marabel Morgan

  Sports, Men, Special

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