Jane Ace Quotes

• The chickens have come home to roast.

  Jane Ace

  Home, Coming Home, Chickens

  "Twisted Wisdom" by Mieder, Wolfgang, Anna Tóthné Litovkina, University of Vermont, 1999.

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• I look like the wrath of grapes.

  Jane Ace

  Wrath, Looks, Grapes

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• I wasn't under the impersonation you meant me.

  Jane Ace

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• I think people who go to a psychiatrist ought to have their heads examined.

  Jane Ace

  Thinking, People, Psychiatry

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• We've been insufferable friends for years.

  Jane Ace

  Friends, Years, Insufferable

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• Well, you've got to take the bitter with the better.

  Jane Ace

  Bitter, Sour, Wells

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• The coffee will be ready in a jitney.

  Jane Ace

  Coffee, Ready

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• Insomnia is only mind over mattress.

  Jane Ace

  Sleep, Insomnia, Mind

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• We're all cremated equal.

  Jane Ace

  Death, Equal

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• Now, there's no use crying over spoiled milk.

  Jane Ace

  Use, Milk, Cry

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• Seems like only a year ago they were married nine years!

  Jane Ace

  Years, Nine, Married

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• Familiarity breeds attempt.

  Jane Ace

  Familiarity

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• Doctor, feel my purse.

  Jane Ace

  Doctors, Purses, Feels

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• Congress is back in season.

  Jane Ace

  Congress, Seasons

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• I'm a member of the weeper sex.

  Jane Ace

  Sex, Members

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• You could have knocked me down with a fender.

  Jane Ace

  Surprise

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• Up at the crank of dawn.

  Jane Ace

  Dawn, Crank

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• I'm completely uninhabited.

  Jane Ace

  Personality

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• I am his awfully-wedded wife.

  Jane Ace

  Wife

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• I've always wanted to see my name up in tights.

  Jane Ace

  Names, Tights, Wanted

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