Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.
After being alive, the next hardest work is having sex.
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
My own philosophy is if you're not having sex, you're finished. It separates the girls from the old people.
Everyone is having sex until they fall in love. When you fall in love, then it's making love.
I'm 36-years-old and I'm learning about definitions that I should have known when I started having sex.
Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's like a tuxedo - I enjoy putting one on for special occasions.
There were a WHOLE LOTTA us not having sex at Harvard . . . but none of us thought that that was special enough to start a club about it, for pete’s sake.
If you're raised in a household where questions are encouraged, you're the minority. It's sad. One of the things that has resonated the most for me is that, in the '50s, if your sex life was unfulfilling, it was your fault, as a woman. It was never the man's fault. Millions of women thought they were working with faulty equipment. If they couldn't have orgasms from having sex with their husbands, then they were broken. That's insane, and everybody believed it.
What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.
Live music is the most primal form of energy release you can share with other people besides having sex or taking drugs.
You gotta be cool when you're macho man, cuz you can't be sensitive and care about someone having a good time in bed, cuz that's too scary... When you don't use sensitivity when you're having sex, or share some of your soul, nothing gonna happen, because men really get afraid. Men really get scared in bed.
Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place.
While I am sure there are a number of women who secretly wonder whether they are lesbian, most simply have, somewhere, a fantasy about having sex, in a non-defining, non-exclusive way, with other women.
I thought it would be weird having sex with short hair but then I kind of got into the mode.
There were a couple of instances where what I'm thinking during sex was relevant, so I might as well show myself having sex. I could have gone from a shot of the bed to just showing the ceiling and my thought bubble. Or maybe just show the feet.
It's so easy to pick up a camera, white balance, and shoot people having sex, but I don't think there's anything very interesting about it. You might get off, but that's it.
It's funny, when you start talking about primitive scenes, so many people have seen their parents having sex.
Last time I went Intercity there were a couple across the aisle having sex. Of course, this being a British train, nobody said anything. Then they finished, they both lit up a cigarette and this woman stood up and said, Excuse me, I think you'll find this is a non-smoking compartment.
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