Having Sex Quotes

• Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

  Billy Crystal

  Sexy, Funny Sex, Being Single

  "Fictional character: Mitch Robbins". "City Slickers", www.imdb.com. June 7, 1991.

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• We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

  Lily Tomlin

  Witty, Sex, Believe

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• When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

  Matt Groening

  Witty, Sex, Lessons To Be Learned

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• A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.

  Gloria Steinem

  Marriage, Jobs, Sex

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• Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

  Woody Allen

  Love, Funny, Life

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• It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.

  Joan Rivers

  Love, Life, Sexy

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• I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Sex, Humor

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• After being alive, the next hardest work is having sex.

  Andy Warhol

  Sex, Alive, Next

  Andy Warhol (2014). “The Philosophy of Andy Warhol: From A to B and Back Again”, p.110, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

  Groucho Marx

  Sex, Funny Relationship, Goggles

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• My own philosophy is if you're not having sex, you're finished. It separates the girls from the old people.

  Helen Gurley Brown

  Girl, Sex, Philosophy

  "Cosmopolitan's Helen Gurley Brown Dies at 90", www.cnbc.com. August 13, 2012.

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• Everyone is having sex until they fall in love. When you fall in love, then it's making love.

  Gilbert Arenas

  Falling In Love, Sex, Making Love

  "Gilbert Arenas: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. September 23, 2010.

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• I'm 36-years-old and I'm learning about definitions that I should have known when I started having sex.

  Nate Parker

  Sex, Should Have, Years

  Source: www.ebony.com

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• Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's like a tuxedo - I enjoy putting one on for special occasions.

  David Mazzucchelli

  Sex, Mean, Special

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• There were a WHOLE LOTTA us not having sex at Harvard . . . but none of us thought that that was special enough to start a club about it, for pete’s sake.

  Jessica Valenti

  Sex, Special, Clubs

  Jessica Valenti (2009). “The Purity Myth: How America's Obsession with Virginity Is Hurting Young Women”, p.24, Seal Press

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• If you're raised in a household where questions are encouraged, you're the minority. It's sad. One of the things that has resonated the most for me is that, in the '50s, if your sex life was unfulfilling, it was your fault, as a woman. It was never the man's fault. Millions of women thought they were working with faulty equipment. If they couldn't have orgasms from having sex with their husbands, then they were broken. That's insane, and everybody believed it.

  Lizzy Caplan

  Sex, Husband, Men

  "Lizzy Caplan Talks MASTERS OF SEX, Her Real-Life Counterpart, Going to Work and Watching People Pretend to Have Sex, and More". Interview with Christina Raddish, collider.com. October 5, 2013.

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• What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.

  Milos Forman

  Sex, Funny Sex, Masturbation

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• Live music is the most primal form of energy release you can share with other people besides having sex or taking drugs.

  Kurt Cobain

  Sex, People, Drug

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• You gotta be cool when you're macho man, cuz you can't be sensitive and care about someone having a good time in bed, cuz that's too scary... When you don't use sensitivity when you're having sex, or share some of your soul, nothing gonna happen, because men really get afraid. Men really get scared in bed.

  Richard Pryor

  Sex, Men, Scary

  "The time of his life" by William Cook, www.theguardian.com. June 7, 2004.

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• Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place.

  Kathy Lette

  Sex, Teenager, Punishment

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• While I am sure there are a number of women who secretly wonder whether they are lesbian, most simply have, somewhere, a fantasy about having sex, in a non-defining, non-exclusive way, with other women.

  Nigella Lawson

  Sex, Numbers, Way

  "Sapphism Is More Than Designer-Dykery". www.theguardian.com. December 31, 2000.

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• I thought it would be weird having sex with short hair but then I kind of got into the mode.

  Pamela Anderson

  Sex, Hair, Would Be

  "Pamela Anderson on Hair Cuts and Hugh Hefner" by Jessica Pressler, www.elle.com. March 19, 2014.

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• There were a couple of instances where what I'm thinking during sex was relevant, so I might as well show myself having sex. I could have gone from a shot of the bed to just showing the ceiling and my thought bubble. Or maybe just show the feet.

  Chester Brown

  Sex, Couple, Thinking

  Source: www.motherjones.com

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• It's so easy to pick up a camera, white balance, and shoot people having sex, but I don't think there's anything very interesting about it. You might get off, but that's it.

  Sasha Grey

  Sex, Thinking, White

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• It's funny, when you start talking about primitive scenes, so many people have seen their parents having sex.

  Gaspar Noe

  Sex, Talking, People

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Last time I went Intercity there were a couple across the aisle having sex. Of course, this being a British train, nobody said anything. Then they finished, they both lit up a cigarette and this woman stood up and said, Excuse me, I think you'll find this is a non-smoking compartment.

  Victoria Wood

  Funny, Sex, Couple

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