Pregnant Quotes - Page 12

• You feel pretty gross when you are first pregnant. You don't feel cute, you feel disgusting. You're getting fat. It was hard.

  Gwen Stefani

  Cute, Firsts, Fats

  Source: www.elle.com

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• There's no biological reason why a man shouldn't just try to have sex with every woman he meets - all of them get pregnant and your genetics are winning.

  Russell Brand

  Sex, Winning, Men

  Source: www.complex.com

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• When those myths were created, when the Bible was written, man didn't know what an atom or a germ was, or where the sun went at night, or why the women got pregnant. [Laughs.] They needed stories to answer the questions.

  Bill Maher

  Night, Men, Laughing

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I find it profoundly symbolic that I am appearing before a committee of fifteen men who will report to a legislative body of one hundred men because of a decision handed down by a court comprised of nine men--on an issue that affects millions of women.... I have the feeling that if men could get pregnant, we wouldn't be struggling for this legislation. If men could get pregnant, maternity benefits would be as sacrosanct as the G.I. Bill.

  Letty Cottin Pogrebin

  Women, Struggle, Issues

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• A trifle is often pregnant with high importance; the prudent man neglects no circumstance.

  Sophocles

  Life, Men, Prudent

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• When we [adoption agency] have a birth mother who is pregnant and she doesn't know the race of the father, she is using drugs, and she is in crisis, usually we cannot place that baby with a heterosexual family. Almost all of the times when we have a drug-addicted child, we place the baby in a homosexual family.

  Rosie O'Donnell

  Mother, Baby, Children

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• Jesse Jackson was involved in a three-car crash this weekend. I understand that no one was hurt, but I understand that two of the women in the other cars are now pregnant.

  Jay Leno

  Hurt, Weekend, Two

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• When I decided to become a doctor, I was very, very young, when my mother, her seventh child, became pregnant, and she was feeling terrible pain, and I could not know how to help her. And my mother died in front of my eyes, without knowing why, which diagnosis. So I decided to be a doctor.

  Hawa Abdi

  Mother, Children, Pain

  "Part 2: “Keeping Hope Alive” in Somalia with Hawa Abdi and Daughter Deqo Mohamed". "Democracy Now!" with Amy Goodman, www.democracynow.org. April 16, 2013.

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• How often should a woman be pregnant? Continually, or hardly ever? Or must there be a certain number of pregnancy anniversaries established by fashion? What do you, at the age of forty-three, have to say on the subject? Is it a fact that the laws of nature, or of the country, or of propriety, have ordained this time of life for sterility?

  Lord Chesterfield

  Country, Fashion, Pregnancy

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• What you must understand is oppression does not end with the niggers. It does not end with the poor people, it doesn't end with the women, or the pregnant women. It goes on up the line to the executive who has his bag searched in the airport.

  Florynce Kennedy

  Airports, People, Doe

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• In the creative process there is the father, the author of the play; the mother, the actor pregnant with the part; and the child, the role to be born.

  Constantin Stanislavski

  Mother, Children, Father

  An Actor Prepares ch. 16 (1936)

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• People seem to trust you more when you're pregnant. I think they see you as some kind of Mother Earth figure.

  Sara Cox

  Mother, Thinking, People

  "Interrogation: Sara Cox". Mirror Interview, www.mirror.co.uk. March 2, 2008.

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• To come to the Oscars for the first time and be seven months pregnant is quite a thing!

  Rachel Weisz

  Seven Months, Oscars, Firsts

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• Kids need to be educated about sex and sexuality and if they're going to have sex, learn how to protect themselves and not get pregnant.

  Sandra Bernhard

  Sex, Kids, Needs

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• Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you're a teenager? Are you serious? I mean, that makes me want to kill somebody.

  Chelsea Handler

  Teenager, Mean, Serious

  "Comedy With a Side of Disgust". Interview with Cathy Horyn, www.nytimes.com. May 20, 2011.

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• I have a question. Do you guys think it's OK to drink while you're pregnant if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption?

  Chelsea Handler

  Baby, Thinking, Giving

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• For months there have been rumors that J.Lo is finally pregnant with Marc Anthony's baby. She was afraid it might never happen. I'm afraid it's going to look like Marc Anthony.

  Chelsea Handler

  Baby, Rumor, Looks

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• They got special terms that they use when they're pregnant. They don't even say pregnant, got special words they use - I'm expecting. Expecting what? I'm expecting a child, silly. Well, then, you probably got a good shot!

  Brad Stine

  Children, Silly, Special

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• You're pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer.

  Dov Davidoff

  Congratulations, Needs, World

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• Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

  Carlos Mencia

  Girl, Teacher, Years

  "Mind of Mencia". Sketch-comedy Series, 2005-2008.

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• When you're pregnant, people feel like they can come up and give you unsolicited advice. When I was nine months pregnant, this one woman came up and she said, I have one word for you: epidural. And I was like, Oh my God, thanks. But we already picked a name.

  Bonnie McFarlane

  Names, People, Giving

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• Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night.

  J. B. Smoove

  Girl, Night, Blame

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• I've never been pregnant, so I just feel God didn't mean for me to have kids so that everybody else's children could be mine.

  Dolly Parton

  Children, Mean, Kids

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• When a man grows aware of a new way in which to serve God, he should carry it around with him secretly, and without uttering it, for nine months, as though he were pregnant with it, and let others know of it only at the end of that time, as though it were a birth.

  Martin Buber

  Men, Nine, Way

  Martin Buber (2002). “Ten Rungs: Collected Hasidic Sayings”, p.59, Psychology Press

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• My mother got pregnant with me at the age of fifteen. This was '64, and unheard of at that time.

  Dr. Dre

  Mother, Age, Fifteen

  "Dr. Dre: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. December 11, 2013.

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