Pregnant Quotes - Page 15

• My karma's the comma that puts you inside of a coma,
  Hyphen, dot, dot, semi-colon, leave you semi-swollen.
  Question mark, you pregnant?
  Oh you're not? I love you, period.

  Chino XL

  Karma, Rap, Love You

  Song: Wordsmith

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• I think it affected me physically and emotionally, yes. I did have my ups and downs, but I actually had more ups and downs after the shots were finished and she was pregnant because of the reality of being pregnant with twins.

  Cheryl Tiegs

  Pregnancy, Thinking, Reality

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• I still think I'm fat. Right now I'm worrying about how I'm going to lose weight after the pregnancy. I feel like an elephant, but I do get the occasional sexy pregnant day where I think I look great.

  Lily Allen

  Sexy, Pregnancy, Thinking

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• "I was just like a pathological liar when I was a kid. I think I just wanted to one-up somebody. Somebody would be like, 'Oh, God, my legs hurt.' I'd be like, 'Your legs hurt? I'm getting mine amputated next week.' And that's actually how my mother found out. She came to school and somebody was like, 'God, that's such a shame about Jennifer's legs.' She made me purge. I had to spill out all of my lies. I was like, 'I said that Dad drove a barge, and we were millionaires, and you were pregnant, I had to get my legs amputated, and I spayed cats and dogs on the weekends.' Now I can't lie.

  Jennifer Lawrence

  Life, Mother, Dog

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• Pregnant women are more likely to die from homicide by domestic violence than any other cause of death.

  Lois Capps

  Domestic Violence, Causes, Pregnant Women

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• According to the Western model, pregnancy is a disease, menopause is a disease, and even getting pregnant is a disease. Dangerous drugs and devices are given to women, but not to men- just for birth control. I've reached the conclusion that to many doctors BEING A WOMAN IS A DISEASE

  Barbara Seaman

  Pregnancy, Men, Doctors

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• The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!

  Jessica Simpson

  Pregnancy, Average, Fart

  Jessica Simpson ‏@JessicaSimpson, twitter.com. November 4, 2011.

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• My mom was onstage when she was pregnant with me.

  Zosia Mamet

  Mom, My Mom, Were Pregnant

  "Next Gen 2012: Hollywood's Fastest-Rising Stars", www.hollywoodreporter.com. November 7, 2012.

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• The shamans are forever yacking about their snake oil miracles. I prefer the real McCoy, a pregnant woman.

  Robert A. Heinlein

  Real, Snakes, Oil

  Robert A. Heinlein (1987). “Time Enough for Love”, p.234, Penguin

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• I had a second trimester abortion. I was pregnant with a much-wanted child who was diagnosed with a genetic abnormality. I made a choice to terminate the pregnancy. It was my third pregnancy, and I was very obviously showing. More important, I could feel the baby move.

  Ayelet Waldman

  Baby, Children, Pregnancy

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• To finally get that call from the doctor that you're pregnant and you're having a baby.... It was just another world.

  Giuliana Rancic

  Baby, Doctors, World

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• The reality is sobering: in the United States one in three girls will become pregnant before age 20, totaling more than 750,000 girls per year.

  Jane Fonda

  Birthday, Girl, Reality

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• I hate university towns and university people, who are the same everywhere, with pregnant wives, sprawling children, many books and hideous pictures on the walls ... Oxford is very pretty, but I don't like to be dead.

  T. S. Eliot

  Children, Wall, Hate

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• Into this wild Abyss/ The womb of Nature, and perhaps her grave--/ Of neither sea, nor shore, nor air, nor fire,/ But all these in their pregnant causes mixed/ Confusedly, and which thus must ever fight,/ Unless the Almighty Maker them ordain/ His dark materials to create more worlds,--/ Into this wild Abyss the wary Fiend/ Stood on the brink of Hell and looked a while,/ Pondering his voyage; for no narrow frith/ He had to cross.

  John Milton

  Fighting, Dark, Fire

  John Milton, Elijah Fenton, Samuel Johnson (1821). “Paradise lost”, p.63

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• The universe is pregnant with signs that recall the presence of the Creator.

  Tariq Ramadan

  Creator, Recalls, Universe

  Tariq Ramadan (2009). “In the Footsteps of the Prophet: Lessons from the Life of Muhammad”, p.12, Oxford University Press

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• Why multiply instances? It is written, the Heavens and the Earth shall fade away like a Vesture; which indeed they are: the Time-vesture of the Eternal. Whatsoever sensibly exists, whatsoever represents Spirit to Spirit, is properly a Clothing, a suit of Raiment, put on for a season, and to be laid off. Thus in this one pregnant subject of CLOTHES, rightly understood, is included all that men have thought, dreamed, done, and been: the whole External Universe and what it holds is but Clothing; and the essence of all Science lies in the PHILOSOPHY OF CLOTHES.

  Thomas Carlyle

  Philosophy, Lying, Men

  Thomas Carlyle, Henry Duff Traill (2010). “The Works of Thomas Carlyle”, p.58, Cambridge University Press

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• If Vice President Al Gore advocated killing rabbits to see if women are pregnant and called it a step forward for science, we'd all think he'd gone 'round the bend. We don't need to do that sort of thing anymore, we'd say. We have better, kinder ways.

  Ingrid Newkirk

  Thinking, President, Needs

  "The Washington Times" Newspaper, August 29, 1999.

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• My parents got married late and they had kids late, so I never felt a social or cultural thing to be married or pregnant or a homeowner by a certain age.

  Anna Kendrick

  Kids, Parent, Age

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• Given a choice between hearing my daughter say "I'm pregnant" or "I used a condom", most mothers would get up in the middle of the night and buy them herself.

  Joycelyn Elders

  Mother, Daughter, Witty

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• I always did feel beautiful when I was pregnant, but I do feel more me when I'm my normal size.

  Heidi Klum

  Beautiful, Size, Normal

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• My most radical shift was leaving Intel and joining Google, a small startup at the time, even though I was pregnant.

  Susan Wojcicki

  Leaving, Google, Joining

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• As young people we want something to slow us down and keep us trapped in one place long enough to look below the surface of the world. That disaster is a car crash or a war. To make us sit still. It can be getting cancer or getting pregnant. The important part is how it seems to catch us by surprise. That disaster stops us from living the life we'd planned as children - a life of constant dashing around.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Children, War, Cancer

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• Don't sulk. For someone with all the grace and coordination of a pregnant wildebeest, you did great.

  Cassandra Clare

  Grace, Coordination

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• I wandered over across the hall where they were showing a short movie about vasectomies. Much later I told her that I'd actually gotten a vasectomy a long time ago, and somebody else must have gotten her pregnant. I also told her once that I had inoperable cancer and would soon be passed away and gone, eternally. But nothing I could think up, no matter how dramatic or horrible, ever made her repent or love me the way she had at first, before she really knew me.

  Denis Johnson

  Cancer, Thinking, Long

  Denis Johnson (2009). “Jesus' Son: Stories”, p.54, Farrar, Straus and Giroux

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• Virgo: Your teddy bear will reveal that he is pregnant and will require counseling.

  Sue Limb

  Virgos, Bears, Teddy Bear

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