My Girlfriend Quotes - Page 7

• I'm 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me: Back of the net!

  Steve Coogan

  Funny, Girlfriend, Years

  "Fictional character: Alan Partridge". TV Series "I'm Alan Partridge", 1997–2002.

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• I think the qualities I look for in a girl I'd like to be my girlfriend would be the way Lindsay's character is before she becomes a plastic. Very real.

  Jonathan Bennett

  Girl, Real, Character

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I tell my girlfriends - 'Imagine if all the time you put into waxing and primping, you took all of that energy and put it into something useful.'

  Isla Fisher

  Girlfriend, Waxing, Energy

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• One thing a girl has to have is a good sense of a humor. I'm a really laid back guy who can find humor in just about anything, so my girlfriend would need to be a little like that too. She doesn't have to be a big jokester, but to me finding humor in things and not taking too much too seriously is a way of enjoying life, so that is important to me.

  Logan Lerman

  Girl, Guy, Enjoy Life

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• Definitely gymnastics, because I was a gymnast for 11 years. That's my thing. My girlfriend Betty Okino was in the 1992 Olympics and won a bronze medal. She's a gymnast. So I'm a huge fan.

  Jaime Pressly

  Girlfriend, Gymnastics, Bronze Medal

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed my girlfriend out of her chair.

  Emo Philips

  Girlfriend, Forks, Restaurants

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• It was only after I untied my girlfriend from being face down on the bed that I learned her screaming, 'Asshole!' was a statement about my character and not an invitation or request.

  David Henry

  Girlfriend, Character, Bed

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• My girlfriend is a great support, and I've got a big circle of mates who keep my feet on the ground.

  Rob James-Collier

  Girlfriend, Circles, Feet

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• My girlfriend and I never let each other forget how much we love each other. It's all about reminding the other person how important and special she is to you.

  Tyler Hoechlin

  Girlfriend, Special, Important

  "Exclusive Interview: Teen Wolf's Tyler Hoechlin". Interview with Neha Gandhi, www.seventeen.com. May 30, 2011.

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• Music is my wife and acting is my girlfriend.

  Mark Salling

  Girlfriend, Wife, Acting

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• My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.

  Zach Galifianakis

  Girlfriend, Looks, Littles

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• My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice.

  Adam Ferrara

  Girlfriend, Nice, Funny Marriage

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• She got really mad a month ago, because she had e-mailed me a naked picture of herself - which is a nice thing to do - but then I messed up, and I accidentally forwarded that e-mail to both of my parents. Now, my girlfriend is furious, mortified, but I don't even care, 'cause now I have to call up my mother and say 'Mom, I am so sorry - that picture was just for dad.'

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Funny, Mom, Mother

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• A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, 'Anthony, I think this is more of a gift for you than it is for me.' And I said, 'If you want to get technical, it was originally a gift for my last girlfriend.'

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Funny, Girlfriend, Couple

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• Music is my girlfriend, pretty much. It's makes it a little difficult, but I'm always looking, looking for the right girl.

  Shwayze

  Girl, Littles, Difficult

  Source: www.behindthehype.com

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• Very sorry to disappoint you, guys. It was not for my girlfriend but for Sachin Tendulkar.

  Yuvraj Singh

  Girlfriend, Sorry, Guy

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• When I used to wash my hair with a two-for-one shampoo and conditioner, I would wash it twice, which is completely unnecessary, because that's the point - it's one bottle. Because I used to have the shampoo, that's one, conditioner, one. I did the same thing, even though it was two-in-one. I was corrected in my mid-20s by my girlfriend at the time, who laughed at me and said how stupid that was.

  Hari Kondabolu

  Girlfriend, Stupid, Hair

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Usually the beginning of a story that people hear a lot. For example, "My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut" or "My dad keeps losing his car keys." And then I just think of different ways the story could end. "My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend." Then I try it out on stage. I don't do a lot of re-writing. My jokes either work or they don't. The trick is just to write a ton of jokes.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Girlfriend, Dad, Writing

  "Comedian Anthony Jeselnik: “He’s The Best!” -Everybody". Interview With David Dean, www.serialoptimist.com. November 29, 2010.

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• I mean, shout out to the people that get dressed everyday and want to take that picture everyday. I would much rather post pictures of [my girlfriend] than of myself.

  Iman Shumpert

  Girlfriend, Mean, People

  Source: wwd.com

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• My girlfriend is named Lynn. She spells her name "Lynn". My old girlfriend's name is Lyn, too, but she spells it "Lyn". Every now and then I screw up, I call my new girlfriend by my old girlfriend's name, and she can tell because I don't say "n" as long.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Girlfriend, Humor

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• Obviously I was talking to my parents and my girlfriend all the time, but it's one thing to finally be in the same room and get to be with each other and just hang out.

  Patrick Heusinger

  Girlfriend, Talking, Parent

  Source: www.harpersbazaar.com

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• I thought [when I was 16] my days were just going to be spent hanging out on a beach and my girlfriend was going to be Miss Teen USA and my best friend will be a dolphin.

  Aasif Mandvi

  Beach, Girlfriend, Usa

  Source: www.wbur.org

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• If I'm in a relationship and my girlfriend is sleeping with other people, I don't need to know who it is; I just want to know how she feels about it.

  Ben Folds

  Girlfriend, Sleep, People

  Source: www.billboard.com

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• I have unemployed my girlfriend. She had a job working for a cardiologist and now she can hang out, put her feet up, buy all the things she wants, have a nice breakfast with you and me in the Four Seasons. Any fights in families like mine come from everyone worrying about money. I'm taking all those worries away. That makes me feel happy, makes me really proud of what I do.

  Conor McGregor

  Girlfriend, Jobs, Nice

  Source: www.gq-magazine.co.uk

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• I talk about folding it in often with Althea, my girlfriend. She's getting her doctoral degree at Berkeley and she talks about how even when writing these very academic, and, for the most part, serious papers there's just so much going on in her head and heart, and it's a reminder that there's a reason that she's studying these things.

  Paul Beatty

  Girlfriend, Writing, Heart

  Source: www.guernicamag.com

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